Pastafarian Holidays
Pastafarian Holidays 5.0
Holidays accoring to Pastafarianism. Contains a lot of funny events for the light-hearted.
This calendar contains 364 events.
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| Date | Date | Day of week | Event |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026/01/01 | -- | Thursday | ๐Another Friggin Year Day |
| 2026/01/02 | -- | Friday | ๐๏ธCelebrate Surviving Last Year Day |
| 2026/01/03 | -- | Saturday | ๐จMacaroni Art Day |
| 2026/01/04 | -- | Sunday | ๐Spaghetti Day |
| 2026/01/05 | -- | Monday | International Sarcasm Day |
| 2026/01/06 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฌ๐งBritish Comedy Quotes Day |
| 2026/01/07 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Say No to Knickers Day |
| 2026/01/08 | -- | Thursday | Stephen Hawking Remembrance Day |
| 2026/01/09 | -- | Friday | ๐คExtra Cuddles Day |
| 2026/01/10 | -- | Saturday | ๐คชPeculiar People Day |
| 2026/01/11 | -- | Sunday | ๐Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Day |
| 2026/01/12 | -- | Monday | ๐Penne for Your Thoughts Day |
| 2026/01/13 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งSceptics Day |
| 2026/01/14 | -- | Wednesday | Wear a Colander Day |
| 2026/01/15 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆUnicorn Hunting Day |
| 2026/01/16 | -- | Friday | ๐ณNothingness Appreciation Day |
| 2026/01/17 | -- | Saturday | International No Farting Day |
| 2026/01/18 | -- | Sunday | ๐คนJuggling Day |
| 2026/01/19 | -- | Monday | Procrastination Day Tomorrow |
| 2026/01/20 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅธMarx Brothers Quote Day |
| 2026/01/21 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Ravioli Day |
| 2026/01/22 | -- | Thursday | ๐Laugh at Life Day |
| 2026/01/23 | -- | Friday | Cunning Linguine Day |
| 2026/01/24 | -- | Saturday | ๐Invent a God Day |
| 2026/01/25 | -- | Sunday | Burns Night |
| 2026/01/26 | -- | Monday | ๐ฅRum Rebellion Day |
| 2026/01/27 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆLlama Day |
| 2026/01/28 | -- | Wednesday | The Apocalypse |
| 2026/01/29 | -- | Thursday | Curmudgeons Day |
| 2026/01/29 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆHappy Hedgehog Day |
| 2026/01/30 | -- | Friday | ๐ง Exercise Your Brain Day |
| 2026/01/31 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆกHoney Badger Avoidance Day |
| 2026/02/01 | -- | Sunday | ๐First of Fettuccine February |
| 2026/02/02 | -- | Monday | ๐นGroundhog Day |
| 2026/02/04 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Annoy the Neighbours Day |
| 2026/02/05 | -- | Thursday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธPirate Garb Day |
| 2026/02/06 | -- | Friday | Self Stimulation Day |
| 2026/02/08 | -- | Sunday | ๐Get Naked Day |
| 2026/02/09 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆOut an Alien Lizard Day |
| 2026/02/10 | -- | Tuesday | Paradoxically Non-paradoxical Day |
| 2026/02/11 | -- | Wednesday | ๐๏ธBounce on the Bed Day |
| 2026/02/12 | -- | Thursday | ๐งฌDarwin Day |
| 2026/02/13 | -- | Friday | ๐Tortellini Day |
| 2026/02/14 | -- | Saturday | ๐Pretend to be Romantic Day |
| 2026/02/15 | -- | Sunday | ๐ทDrink More Wine Day |
| 2026/02/16 | -- | Monday | Platypus Pondering Day |
| 2026/02/17 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆHopping Day |
| 2026/02/18 | -- | Wednesday | Navel Appreciation Day |
| 2026/02/18 | -- | Wednesday | ๐'Start of Ramendan |
| 2026/02/19 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฅซLentil Sauce Day |
| 2026/02/20 | -- | Friday | ๐Don't Think About Elephants Day |
| 2026/02/21 | -- | Saturday | ๐ญSeize a Sausage Day |
| 2026/02/22 | -- | Sunday | ๐Happy Birthday Michael Piotrowicz |
| 2026/02/23 | -- | Monday | ๐Celebrate Vaccines Day (Polio in particular) |
| 2026/02/24 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งBeard Day |
| 2026/02/25 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Octopus Enjoyment Day |
| 2026/02/26 | -- | Thursday | ๐งฆMourn Lost Socks Day |
| 2026/02/27 | -- | Friday | ๐ฉSilly Hat Day |
| 2026/02/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐คกEvil Clown Day |
| 2026/03/01 | -- | Sunday | ๐Narwhal Day |
| 2026/03/02 | -- | Monday | ๐Tagliatelle Day |
| 2026/03/03 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ทMulled Wine Day |
| 2026/03/04 | -- | Wednesday | March Forth and Demand Something |
| 2026/03/05 | -- | Thursday | ๐Momofuku Ando's Birthday |
| 2026/03/06 | -- | Friday | Start of Borrowed |
| 2026/03/07 | -- | Saturday | Contradiction Day (No it's not!) |
| 2026/03/08 | -- | Sunday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธAnnie Bonny's Birthday |
| 2026/03/09 | -- | Monday | ๐Erotic Dancing Day |
| 2026/03/10 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆตWooden Leg Polishing Day |
| 2026/03/11 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฌDouglas Adams Birthday |
| 2026/03/12 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฎโโ๏ธCuddle a Policeman Day |
| 2026/03/13 | -- | Friday | ๐ฆCthulhu Contemplation Day |
| 2026/03/14 | -- | Saturday | ฯPi Day |
| 2026/03/15 | -- | Sunday | Aardvark Appreciation Day |
| 2026/03/16 | -- | Monday | ๐Kinky Underwear Day |
| 2026/03/17 | -- | Tuesday | โ๏ธSt. Patricks Day Excuse |
| 2026/03/18 | -- | Wednesday | Exorcist Day (make the spirits disappear) |
| 2026/03/19 | 30 Ramadan, 1447 | Thursday | End of Ramendan |
| 2026/03/20 | -- | Friday | ๐ธExtraterrestrial Abductions Day |
| 2026/03/21 | -- | Saturday | Philosophical Day |
| 2026/03/22 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅดPretend to be Sober Day |
| 2026/03/23 | -- | Monday | โ๏ธPansexual Quantum Toaster Day |
| 2026/03/24 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Slightly Silly Day |
| 2026/03/25 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฆRhino Appreciation Day |
| 2026/03/26 | -- | Thursday | ๐Make Up Your Own Holiday Day |
| 2026/03/27 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅPaella Day |
| 2026/03/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐งStart of Meatball Appreciation Week |
| 2026/03/29 | -- | Sunday | ๐ธCocktail Hour Every Hour Day |
| 2026/03/30 | -- | Monday | Poke Things with a Pointy Stick Day |
| 2026/03/31 | -- | Tuesday | ๐๏ธSurvived Another Month Day |
| 2026/04/01 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Ticino Pasta Harvesting Day |
| 2026/04/02 | -- | Thursday | Start of Pastover |
| 2026/04/02 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฑExistential Angst Day |
| 2026/04/03 | -- | Friday | Doris Day |
| 2026/04/04 | -- | Saturday | Feast of No Saints Day |
| 2026/04/05 | -- | Sunday | ๐Pizza Day |
| 2026/04/06 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆBeware of Lizard-men Day |
| 2026/04/07 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆFind your Inner Wombat Day |
| 2026/04/09 | -- | Thursday | ๐จโ๐ณCook Couscous Day |
| 2026/04/10 | -- | Friday | General Debauchery Day |
| 2026/04/11 | -- | Saturday | Terribly Sensible Day |
| 2026/04/12 | -- | Sunday | ๐Naughty Noodle Day |
| 2026/04/13 | -- | Monday | ๐งBelieve in Fairies Day |
| 2026/04/14 | -- | Tuesday | โ๏ธLook up at the Sky Day |
| 2026/04/15 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Bananas with Everything Day |
| 2026/04/16 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฅฃSea Monkey Soup Day |
| 2026/04/17 | -- | Friday | Haiku Day |
| 2026/04/18 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฉNihilism Day |
| 2026/04/20 | -- | Monday | ๐ฝIntergalactic Alien Solidarity Day |
| 2026/04/21 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฃBoring People Baiting Day |
| 2026/04/22 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Earth Day |
| 2026/04/23 | -- | Thursday | ๐บCynical Bastards Day |
| 2026/04/24 | -- | Friday | ๐ฑNational Hairball Awareness Day |
| 2026/04/25 | -- | Saturday | ๐งWorld Penguin Day |
| 2026/04/26 | -- | Sunday | Get Organized Day |
| 2026/04/27 | -- | Monday | โฒ๏ธ86400 Seconds Day |
| 2026/04/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅงBlueberry Pie Day |
| 2026/04/29 | -- | Wednesday | Achieve Enlightenment Day |
| 2026/04/30 | -- | Thursday | Celebrate Hitler's Death Day |
| 2026/05/01 | -- | Friday | No Pants Day |
| 2026/05/02 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฌScurvy Awareness Day |
| 2026/05/03 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฑPussy Appreciation Day |
| 2026/05/04 | -- | Monday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธSpace Pirates Day |
| 2026/05/06 | -- | Wednesday | Bruces Appreciation Day |
| 2026/05/08 | -- | Friday | Mates Day |
| 2026/05/09 | -- | Saturday | ๐งฆWear Odd Socks Day |
| 2026/05/10 | -- | Sunday | ๐งMutant Awareness Day |
| 2026/05/11 | -- | Monday | ๐จโ๐จSalvador Dali Day |
| 2026/05/12 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆQuokka Day |
| 2026/05/13 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Buttocks Day |
| 2026/05/14 | -- | Thursday | Monty Python Day |
| 2026/05/15 | -- | Friday | Welcome Time Travellers Yesterday |
| 2026/05/16 | -- | Saturday | ๐ณAdvanced Tree Hugging & Arborial Sex Day |
| 2026/05/17 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅSingle Malt Whisky Day |
| 2026/05/18 | -- | Monday | ๐ซRussell's Teapot Day |
| 2026/05/19 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅซBolognese Sauce Devouring Day |
| 2026/05/20 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Find a New Fetish Day |
| 2026/05/21 | -- | Thursday | Ponder Pointlessness Day |
| 2026/05/22 | -- | Friday | Biological Diversity Day |
| 2026/05/23 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆAppreciate Reptiles Day |
| 2026/05/24 | -- | Sunday | ๐Mollusc Day |
| 2026/05/25 | Discord 72, 3192 YOLD | Monday | Towel Day |
| 2026/05/26 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Totally Random Day |
| 2026/05/27 | -- | Wednesday | ๐นWeasel Tossing Day |
| 2026/05/28 | -- | Thursday | Amnesty International Day |
| 2026/05/29 | -- | Friday | ๐Consensual Bum Biting Day |
| 2026/05/30 | -- | Saturday | Random Act of Kindness Day |
| 2026/05/31 | -- | Sunday | ๐Insect Appreciation Day |
| 2026/06/01 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆถGo Barefoot Day |
| 2026/06/02 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Laugh Like a Bad Guy Day |
| 2026/06/03 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธDrink Like a Pirate Day |
| 2026/06/05 | -- | Friday | ๐ฉDoughnut Day |
| 2026/06/06 | -- | Saturday | ๐บInterpretive Dance Day |
| 2026/06/07 | -- | Sunday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธCaptain Jack Sparrow Impersonation Day |
| 2026/06/08 | -- | Monday | ๐Be Annoyingly Cheerful Day |
| 2026/06/09 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Bathe in Marinara Day |
| 2026/06/10 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Flirting Day |
| 2026/06/11 | -- | Thursday | ๐Fish Day |
| 2026/06/12 | -- | Friday | Be More Paranoid Day |
| 2026/06/13 | -- | Saturday | ๐ขGreen Day |
| 2026/06/14 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅBourbon Day |
| 2026/06/15 | -- | Monday | ๐Bad Joke Day |
| 2026/06/16 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅWorld Meat-free Day |
| 2026/06/17 | -- | Wednesday | โ๏ธContact an Old Friend Day |
| 2026/06/18 | -- | Thursday | ๐Andim Day |
| 2026/06/19 | -- | Friday | ๐ธMartini Day |
| 2026/06/20 | -- | Saturday | ๐คนWorld Juggling Day |
| 2026/06/21 | -- | Sunday | Go Skateboarding Day |
| 2026/06/22 | -- | Monday | Marinara Sauce Day |
| 2026/06/23 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆParrot Pondering Day |
| 2026/06/24 | -- | Wednesday | Sexual Fantasy Day |
| 2026/06/25 | -- | Thursday | โตSeamen Day |
| 2026/06/26 | -- | Friday | ๐Carbonara Day |
| 2026/06/27 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆBlue-Footed Booby Day |
| 2026/06/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Tickle Day |
| 2026/06/29 | -- | Monday | ๐ฟAppreciate Herbs Day |
| 2026/06/30 | -- | Tuesday | ๐๏ธJust Another Day Day |
| 2026/07/01 | -- | Wednesday | ๐๏ธAny Bloody Excuse Day |
| 2026/07/02 | -- | Thursday | Pesto Sauce Day |
| 2026/07/02 | -- | Thursday | ๐๏ธJust Another Day Day |
| 2026/07/03 | -- | Friday | ๐Whip Someone with a Wet Noodle Day |
| 2026/07/04 | -- | Saturday | ๐Build a Pasta Sculture Day |
| 2026/07/05 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฃ๏ธSHOUTING DAY! |
| 2026/07/06 | -- | Monday | ๐Macaroni Day |
| 2026/07/07 | -- | Tuesday | Count the Holes in your Collander Day |
| 2026/07/08 | -- | Wednesday | ๐งMeatball Appreciation Day |
| 2026/07/09 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฌInvent a Word Day |
| 2026/07/10 | -- | Friday | ๐นPiรฑa Colada Day |
| 2026/07/11 | -- | Saturday | ๐World Population Day |
| 2026/07/12 | -- | Sunday | Surrealism Day |
| 2026/07/13 | -- | Monday | Spot the Loony Day |
| 2026/07/14 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Goat Appreciation Day |
| 2026/07/15 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฟFerret Down Your Trousers Day |
| 2026/07/16 | -- | Thursday | Skip This Day Day |
| 2026/07/17 | -- | Friday | ๐โโ๏ธSkinny Dipping Day |
| 2026/07/18 | -- | Saturday | ๐Bobby Henderson's Birthday |
| 2026/07/19 | -- | Sunday | ๐ธDaiquiri Day |
| 2026/07/19 | -- | Sunday | ๐จIce Cream Day |
| 2026/07/20 | -- | Monday | ๐Interstellar Lasagne Day |
| 2026/07/21 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅซPrimavera Sauce Day |
| 2026/07/22 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Contemplate the Cosmos Day |
| 2026/07/23 | -- | Thursday | ๐คFree Hugs Day |
| 2026/07/24 | -- | Friday | ๐คExpensive Hugs Day |
| 2026/07/25 | -- | Saturday | ๐จHot Fudge Sundae Day |
| 2026/07/26 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅWhite Wine Day |
| 2026/07/27 | -- | Monday | Say No to Negativity Day |
| 2026/07/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งTry a New Cheese Day |
| 2026/07/29 | -- | Wednesday | ๐บInternational Beer Day |
| 2026/07/30 | -- | Thursday | ๐งParmesan Day |
| 2026/07/31 | -- | Friday | ๐Dress Up Day |
| 2026/08/01 | -- | Saturday | Cartoon Day |
| 2026/08/02 | -- | Sunday | ๐Vermicelli Day |
| 2026/08/03 | -- | Monday | Postmodernism Day |
| 2026/08/04 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฉฒDancing in Your Underwear Day |
| 2026/08/05 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅซPutanesca Sauce Day |
| 2026/08/06 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฟSquirrel Spotting Day |
| 2026/08/07 | -- | Friday | Intergalactic Intercourse Day |
| 2026/08/08 | -- | Saturday | ๐International Goat Day |
| 2026/08/09 | -- | Sunday | Invisible Pixie Spotting Day |
| 2026/08/10 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆฅLazy Day |
| 2026/08/11 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅRum Quaffing Day |
| 2026/08/12 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅซVegetable Sauce Day |
| 2026/08/13 | -- | Thursday | ๐คSelf Love Day |
| 2026/08/14 | -- | Friday | โพ๏ธThink about Infinity Day |
| 2026/08/15 | -- | Saturday | ๐Condom Day |
| 2026/08/16 | -- | Sunday | ๐Wave At The Surveillance Cameras Day |
| 2026/08/17 | -- | Monday | ๐Gnocchi Gnawing day |
| 2026/08/18 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Poetry Day |
| 2026/08/19 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Kiss Someone Day |
| 2026/08/20 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฅExpensive Rum Day |
| 2026/08/21 | -- | Friday | ๐Apologise Day |
| 2026/08/22 | -- | Saturday | ๐ทTarantula Teasing Day |
| 2026/08/23 | -- | Sunday | Appreciate What You've Got Day |
| 2026/08/24 | -- | Monday | ๐ชPluto Demotion Grieving Day |
| 2026/08/25 | -- | Tuesday | ๐นWhiskey Sour Day |
| 2026/08/26 | -- | Wednesday | โ๏ธWomen's Equality Day |
| 2026/08/27 | -- | Thursday | ๐Udon Day |
| 2026/08/28 | -- | Friday | ๐นMore Rum Day |
| 2026/08/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ทRed Wine Day |
| 2026/08/29 | -- | Saturday | ๐Blobfish Day |
| 2026/08/30 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฏ๏ธCandle in a Winebottle Day |
| 2026/08/31 | -- | Monday | Alter Ego Day |
| 2026/09/01 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งHobbit Remembrance Day |
| 2026/09/02 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ผNipple Appreciation Day |
| 2026/09/03 | -- | Thursday | Say No to Haggis Day |
| 2026/09/04 | -- | Friday | ๐ฟRock Appreciation Day |
| 2026/09/05 | -- | Saturday | Gargling Day |
| 2026/09/06 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅซDiablo Sauce Day |
| 2026/09/07 | -- | Monday | The Apocalypse (if the one in January was a dud) |
| 2026/09/08 | -- | Tuesday | Vicarious Sex Day |
| 2026/09/09 | -- | Wednesday | Be Irritatingly Nice Day |
| 2026/09/10 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆขAlbatross Appreciation Day |
| 2026/09/11 | -- | Friday | Tinfoil Hat Day |
| 2026/09/12 | -- | Saturday | ๐Nakedness Appreciation Day |
| 2026/09/13 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฆMosquito Avoidance Day |
| 2026/09/14 | -- | Monday | ๐ขDespair for the Human Race Day |
| 2026/09/15 | -- | Tuesday | โIrish Coffee Day |
| 2026/09/16 | -- | Wednesday | Cynicism Appreciation Day |
| 2026/09/17 | -- | Thursday | ๐Wear Purple Day |
| 2026/09/18 | -- | Friday | Amoeba Assimilation Day |
| 2026/09/19 | -- | Saturday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธInternational Talk Like a Pirate Day |
| 2026/09/20 | -- | Sunday | Sophia Loren Appreciation Day |
| 2026/09/21 | -- | Monday | ๐ฑAdopt a New Phobia day |
| 2026/09/22 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งBelieve the Impossible Day |
| 2026/09/23 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธWalk the Plank Day |
| 2026/09/24 | -- | Thursday | ๐ธCocktail Day |
| 2026/09/25 | -- | Friday | โชAlbino Appreciation Day |
| 2026/09/26 | -- | Saturday | ๐งฝScrub the Poop Deck Day |
| 2026/09/27 | -- | Sunday | Insult a Narcissist Day |
| 2026/09/28 | -- | Monday | Fictional Character Day |
| 2026/09/29 | -- | Tuesday | Double Entendre Day |
| 2026/09/30 | -- | Wednesday | Ridiculous Excuses Day |
| 2026/10/01 | -- | Thursday | ๐Agnolotti Appreciation Day |
| 2026/10/02 | -- | Friday | ๐Noodle Day |
| 2026/10/03 | -- | Saturday | ๐คชEccentricity Appreciation Day |
| 2026/10/04 | -- | Sunday | ๐ทFortified Wines Day |
| 2026/10/05 | -- | Monday | ๐Slightly Naughty Day |
| 2026/10/06 | -- | Tuesday | Happy Hour All Day Day |
| 2026/10/07 | -- | Wednesday | Quob Day |
| 2026/10/08 | -- | Thursday | ๐คฅTell Massive Lies Day |
| 2026/10/09 | -- | Friday | ๐ชขKnot Day |
| 2026/10/10 | -- | Saturday | Rub Things on Your Lover Day |
| 2026/10/11 | -- | Sunday | No Falling Down Day |
| 2026/10/12 | -- | Monday | ๐ค International Pastafarian Headgear Day |
| 2026/10/13 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅซVery Saucy Day |
| 2026/10/14 | -- | Wednesday | ๐บTry a New Beer Day |
| 2026/10/15 | -- | Thursday | ๐Yet Another Noodle Day |
| 2026/10/16 | -- | Friday | ๐Blue Whale Contemplation Day |
| 2026/10/17 | -- | Saturday | Bottom Nibbling Day |
| 2026/10/18 | -- | Sunday | Irony Day |
| 2026/10/19 | -- | Monday | ๐Try Not to Die Day |
| 2026/10/20 | -- | Tuesday | To Excess and No Further Day |
| 2026/10/21 | -- | Wednesday | ๐คTry Thinking Day |
| 2026/10/22 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฝIntergalactic Peeing Competition |
| 2026/10/23 | -- | Friday | Strip for your Lover Day |
| 2026/10/24 | -- | Saturday | ๐Cider Appreciation Day |
| 2026/10/25 | -- | Sunday | ๐World Pasta Day |
| 2026/10/26 | -- | Monday | Onomatopoeia Day |
| 2026/10/27 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ถโโ๏ธSilly Walks Day |
| 2026/10/28 | -- | Wednesday | Extra Kinky Day |
| 2026/10/29 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฐNut Day |
| 2026/10/30 | -- | Friday | ๐นFurry Animal Fondling Day |
| 2026/10/31 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฑFright Night |
| 2026/11/01 | -- | Sunday | ๐งGnome Awareness Day |
| 2026/11/02 | -- | Monday | ๐Dia de los muertos |
| 2026/11/03 | -- | Tuesday | ๐นSmall Furry Creatures Appreciation Day |
| 2026/11/04 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธListen to Sea Shanties and Dance Like A Pirate |
| 2026/11/05 | -- | Thursday | ๐Oral Sex Day |
| 2026/11/06 | -- | Friday | ๐คฌLearn a new swear word day |
| 2026/11/07 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆTentacle Day |
| 2026/11/08 | -- | Sunday | ๐คAppreciate Your Loved Ones Day |
| 2026/11/09 | -- | Monday | ๐ฉฒChange Your Underwear Day |
| 2026/11/10 | -- | Tuesday | โ๏ธLook on the Bright Side of Life Day |
| 2026/11/11 | -- | Wednesday | ๐๏ธTurn it up to Eleven Day |
| 2026/11/12 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฅดDrunk Creation Contemplation Day |
| 2026/11/13 | -- | Friday | ๐ฆTalk to Birds Day |
| 2026/11/14 | -- | Saturday | ๐Laugh like a Lunatic Day |
| 2026/11/15 | -- | Sunday | Awkwardly Honest Day |
| 2026/11/16 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆคDodo Grieving Day |
| 2026/11/17 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆทAl Dente Day |
| 2026/11/18 | -- | Wednesday | Embrace Chaos Day |
| 2026/11/19 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฝWorld Toilet Day |
| 2026/11/20 | -- | Friday | ๐ฝSay no to Cannibalism Day |
| 2026/11/21 | -- | Saturday | ๐ Register a Complaint Day |
| 2026/11/22 | -- | Sunday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธBlackbeard Memorial Day |
| 2026/11/23 | -- | Monday | Wolfenoot |
| 2026/11/24 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งUndead Understanding Day |
| 2026/11/25 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅฃGazpacho Soup Day |
| 2026/11/26 | -- | Thursday | Racist Depreciation Day |
| 2026/11/27 | -- | Friday | ๐ธAir Guitar Day |
| 2026/11/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐งBlue Cheese Day |
| 2026/11/29 | -- | Sunday | โ๏ธCutlass Sharpening Day |
| 2026/11/30 | -- | Monday | ๐จ๐ปMoustache Appreciation Day |
| 2026/12/01 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅซMarijuana Sauce Day |
| 2026/12/02 | -- | Wednesday | Grog Guzzling Day |
| 2026/12/03 | -- | Thursday | ๐ณVibrator Day |
| 2026/12/04 | -- | Friday | ๐ซChocolate Anything Day |
| 2026/12/05 | -- | Saturday | Remember the Spanish Inquisition Day |
| 2026/12/06 | -- | Sunday | Insult a Religious Fanatic Day |
| 2026/12/07 | -- | Monday | ๐Holiday from Death Day |
| 2026/12/08 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅGarlic Bread Day |
| 2026/12/09 | -- | Wednesday | This Day Deliberately Left Blank |
| 2026/12/10 | -- | Thursday | Human Rights Day |
| 2026/12/11 | -- | Friday | ๐พShareware Piracy Day |
| 2026/12/13 | -- | Sunday | ๐Monkey Appreciation Day |
| 2026/12/14 | -- | Monday | ๐Cat Herding Day |
| 2026/12/15 | -- | Tuesday | ๐กStupid Inventions Day |
| 2026/12/16 | -- | Wednesday | ๐นBeethoven's Birthday |
| 2026/12/17 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆฅSloth Day (if we can be bothered?) |
| 2026/12/18 | -- | Friday | ๐ฏUnusual Musical Instruments Day |
| 2026/12/19 | -- | Saturday | ๐คRobot Awareness Day |
| 2026/12/20 | -- | Sunday | Mikhail Iosilevich solidarity Day |
| 2026/12/21 | -- | Monday | ๐ชSaturnalia and Solstice |
| 2026/12/22 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งญMarco Polo Day |
| 2026/12/23 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Festivus |
| 2026/12/24 | -- | Thursday | Orgies For World Peace Day |
| 2026/12/25 | -- | Friday | ๐Celebrate the Birth of Isaac Newton |
| 2026/12/26 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆAppreciate Boxes Day |
| 2026/12/27 | -- | Sunday | ๐Only 5 pasta eating days left this year |
| 2026/12/28 | -- | Monday | Excelsior Day |
| 2026/12/29 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Yad sdrawckab |
| 2026/12/29 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Yad Sdrawkcab |
| 2026/12/30 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅดGet Drunk Early for Hogmanay |
| 2026/12/31 | -- | Thursday | ๐คHug Many Day |