Pastafariánske sviatky
Pastafariánske sviatky 5,0
Sviatky podľa pastafariánstva. Obsahuje množstvo vtipných príhod pre nenáročných.
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| Dátum | Dátum | Deň v týždni | Udalosť |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. 1. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🎉Another Friggin Year Day |
| 2. 1. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🗓️Celebrate Surviving Last Year Day |
| 3. 1. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🎨Macaroni Art Day |
| 4. 1. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍝Spaghetti Day |
| 5. 1. 2028 | -- | streda | International Sarcasm Day |
| 6. 1. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🇬🇧British Comedy Quotes Day |
| 7. 1. 2028 | -- | piatok | 👖Say No to Knickers Day |
| 8. 1. 2028 | -- | sobota | Stephen Hawking Remembrance Day |
| 9. 1. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🤗Extra Cuddles Day |
| 10. 1. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🤪Peculiar People Day |
| 11. 1. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍖Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Day |
| 12. 1. 2028 | -- | streda | 🍝Penne for Your Thoughts Day |
| 13. 1. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🧐Sceptics Day |
| 14. 1. 2028 | -- | piatok | Wear a Colander Day |
| 15. 1. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🦄Unicorn Hunting Day |
| 16. 1. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🕳Nothingness Appreciation Day |
| 17. 1. 2028 | -- | pondelok | International No Farting Day |
| 18. 1. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🤹Juggling Day |
| 19. 1. 2028 | -- | streda | Procrastination Day Tomorrow |
| 20. 1. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🥸Marx Brothers Quote Day |
| 21. 1. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🍝Ravioli Day |
| 22. 1. 2028 | -- | sobota | 😆Laugh at Life Day |
| 23. 1. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Cunning Linguine Day |
| 24. 1. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🙏Invent a God Day |
| 25. 1. 2028 | -- | utorok | Burns Night |
| 26. 1. 2028 | -- | streda | 🥃Rum Rebellion Day |
| 27. 1. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🦙Llama Day |
| 28. 1. 2028 | -- | piatok | The Apocalypse |
| 28. 1. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🍜'Start of Ramendan |
| 29. 1. 2028 | -- | sobota | Curmudgeons Day |
| 29. 1. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🦔Happy Hedgehog Day |
| 30. 1. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🧠Exercise Your Brain Day |
| 31. 1. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🦡Honey Badger Avoidance Day |
| 1. 2. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍝First of Fettuccine February |
| 2. 2. 2028 | -- | streda | 🐹Groundhog Day |
| 4. 2. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🏘Annoy the Neighbours Day |
| 5. 2. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🏴☠️Pirate Garb Day |
| 6. 2. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Self Stimulation Day |
| 8. 2. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍑Get Naked Day |
| 9. 2. 2028 | -- | streda | 🦎Out an Alien Lizard Day |
| 10. 2. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Paradoxically Non-paradoxical Day |
| 11. 2. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🛏️Bounce on the Bed Day |
| 12. 2. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🧬Darwin Day |
| 13. 2. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🍝Tortellini Day |
| 14. 2. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 💏Pretend to be Romantic Day |
| 15. 2. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍷Drink More Wine Day |
| 16. 2. 2028 | -- | streda | Platypus Pondering Day |
| 17. 2. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🦘Hopping Day |
| 18. 2. 2028 | -- | piatok | Navel Appreciation Day |
| 19. 2. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🥫Lentil Sauce Day |
| 20. 2. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🐘Don't Think About Elephants Day |
| 21. 2. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🌭Seize a Sausage Day |
| 22. 2. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🎂Happy Birthday Michael Piotrowicz |
| 23. 2. 2028 | -- | streda | 💉Celebrate Vaccines Day (Polio in particular) |
| 24. 2. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🧔Beard Day |
| 25. 2. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🐙Octopus Enjoyment Day |
| 26. 2. 2028 | 1 Shawwal, 1449 | sobota | End of Ramendan |
| 26. 2. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🧦Mourn Lost Socks Day |
| 27. 2. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🎩Silly Hat Day |
| 28. 2. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🤡Evil Clown Day |
| 29. 2. 2028 | -- | utorok | St. Beryl, Patron Saint of Leaping |
| 1. 3. 2028 | -- | streda | 🐋Narwhal Day |
| 2. 3. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🍝Tagliatelle Day |
| 3. 3. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🍷Mulled Wine Day |
| 4. 3. 2028 | -- | sobota | March Forth and Demand Something |
| 5. 3. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🍜Momofuku Ando's Birthday |
| 6. 3. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Start of Borrowed |
| 7. 3. 2028 | -- | utorok | Contradiction Day (No it's not!) |
| 8. 3. 2028 | -- | streda | 🏴☠️Annie Bonny's Birthday |
| 9. 3. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 💃Erotic Dancing Day |
| 10. 3. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🦵Wooden Leg Polishing Day |
| 11. 3. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🐬Douglas Adams Birthday |
| 12. 3. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 👮♂️Cuddle a Policeman Day |
| 13. 3. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🦑Cthulhu Contemplation Day |
| 14. 3. 2028 | -- | utorok | πPi Day |
| 15. 3. 2028 | -- | streda | Aardvark Appreciation Day |
| 16. 3. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 👙Kinky Underwear Day |
| 17. 3. 2028 | -- | piatok | ☘️St. Patricks Day Excuse |
| 18. 3. 2028 | -- | sobota | Exorcist Day (make the spirits disappear) |
| 20. 3. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🛸Extraterrestrial Abductions Day |
| 21. 3. 2028 | -- | utorok | Philosophical Day |
| 22. 3. 2028 | -- | streda | 🥴Pretend to be Sober Day |
| 23. 3. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | ⚛️Pansexual Quantum Toaster Day |
| 24. 3. 2028 | -- | piatok | 😜Slightly Silly Day |
| 25. 3. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🦏Rhino Appreciation Day |
| 26. 3. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🎉Make Up Your Own Holiday Day |
| 27. 3. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🥘Paella Day |
| 28. 3. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🧆Start of Meatball Appreciation Week |
| 29. 3. 2028 | -- | streda | 🍸Cocktail Hour Every Hour Day |
| 30. 3. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Poke Things with a Pointy Stick Day |
| 31. 3. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🗓️Survived Another Month Day |
| 1. 4. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🍝Ticino Pasta Harvesting Day |
| 2. 4. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 😱Existential Angst Day |
| 3. 4. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Doris Day |
| 4. 4. 2028 | -- | utorok | Feast of No Saints Day |
| 5. 4. 2028 | -- | streda | 🍕Pizza Day |
| 6. 4. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🦎Beware of Lizard-men Day |
| 7. 4. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🦔Find your Inner Wombat Day |
| 9. 4. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 👨🍳Cook Couscous Day |
| 10. 4. 2028 | -- | pondelok | General Debauchery Day |
| 11. 4. 2028 | -- | utorok | Start of Pastover |
| 11. 4. 2028 | -- | utorok | Terribly Sensible Day |
| 12. 4. 2028 | -- | streda | 🍝Naughty Noodle Day |
| 13. 4. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🧚Believe in Fairies Day |
| 14. 4. 2028 | -- | piatok | ☁️Look up at the Sky Day |
| 15. 4. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🍌Bananas with Everything Day |
| 16. 4. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🥣Sea Monkey Soup Day |
| 17. 4. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Haiku Day |
| 18. 4. 2028 | -- | utorok | 😩Nihilism Day |
| 20. 4. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 👽Intergalactic Alien Solidarity Day |
| 21. 4. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🎣Boring People Baiting Day |
| 22. 4. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🌎Earth Day |
| 23. 4. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 👺Cynical Bastards Day |
| 25. 4. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🐧World Penguin Day |
| 26. 4. 2028 | -- | streda | Get Organized Day |
| 27. 4. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | ⏲️86400 Seconds Day |
| 28. 4. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🥧Blueberry Pie Day |
| 28. 4. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🐱National Hairball Awareness Day |
| 29. 4. 2028 | -- | sobota | Achieve Enlightenment Day |
| 30. 4. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Celebrate Hitler's Death Day |
| 2. 5. 2028 | -- | utorok | 😬Scurvy Awareness Day |
| 3. 5. 2028 | -- | streda | 🐱Pussy Appreciation Day |
| 4. 5. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🏴☠️Space Pirates Day |
| 5. 5. 2028 | -- | piatok | No Pants Day |
| 6. 5. 2028 | -- | sobota | Bruces Appreciation Day |
| 8. 5. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Mates Day |
| 9. 5. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🧦Wear Odd Socks Day |
| 10. 5. 2028 | -- | streda | 🧟Mutant Awareness Day |
| 11. 5. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 👨🎨Salvador Dali Day |
| 12. 5. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🦔Quokka Day |
| 13. 5. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🍑Buttocks Day |
| 14. 5. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Monty Python Day |
| 15. 5. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Welcome Time Travellers Yesterday |
| 16. 5. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🌳Advanced Tree Hugging & Arborial Sex Day |
| 17. 5. 2028 | -- | streda | 🥃Single Malt Whisky Day |
| 18. 5. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🫖Russell's Teapot Day |
| 19. 5. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🥫Bolognese Sauce Devouring Day |
| 20. 5. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🆕Find a New Fetish Day |
| 21. 5. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Ponder Pointlessness Day |
| 22. 5. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Biological Diversity Day |
| 23. 5. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🦎Appreciate Reptiles Day |
| 24. 5. 2028 | -- | streda | 🐌Mollusc Day |
| 25. 5. 2028 | Discord 72, 3194 YOLD | štvrtok | Towel Day |
| 26. 5. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🔀Totally Random Day |
| 27. 5. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🐹Weasel Tossing Day |
| 28. 5. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Amnesty International Day |
| 29. 5. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍑Consensual Bum Biting Day |
| 30. 5. 2028 | -- | utorok | Random Act of Kindness Day |
| 31. 5. 2028 | -- | streda | 🐛Insect Appreciation Day |
| 1. 6. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🦶Go Barefoot Day |
| 2. 6. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🍩Doughnut Day |
| 2. 6. 2028 | -- | piatok | 😈Laugh Like a Bad Guy Day |
| 3. 6. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🏴☠️Drink Like a Pirate Day |
| 6. 6. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🕺Interpretive Dance Day |
| 7. 6. 2028 | -- | streda | 🏴☠️Captain Jack Sparrow Impersonation Day |
| 8. 6. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 😁Be Annoyingly Cheerful Day |
| 9. 6. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🛀Bathe in Marinara Day |
| 10. 6. 2028 | -- | sobota | 😘Flirting Day |
| 11. 6. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🐟Fish Day |
| 12. 6. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Be More Paranoid Day |
| 13. 6. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🟢Green Day |
| 14. 6. 2028 | -- | streda | 🥃Bourbon Day |
| 15. 6. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 😉Bad Joke Day |
| 16. 6. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🥕World Meat-free Day |
| 17. 6. 2028 | -- | sobota | ☎️Contact an Old Friend Day |
| 17. 6. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🤹World Juggling Day |
| 18. 6. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🔀Andim Day |
| 19. 6. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍸Martini Day |
| 21. 6. 2028 | -- | streda | Go Skateboarding Day |
| 22. 6. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Marinara Sauce Day |
| 23. 6. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🦜Parrot Pondering Day |
| 24. 6. 2028 | -- | sobota | Sexual Fantasy Day |
| 25. 6. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | ⛵Seamen Day |
| 26. 6. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍝Carbonara Day |
| 27. 6. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🐦Blue-Footed Booby Day |
| 28. 6. 2028 | -- | streda | 😂Tickle Day |
| 29. 6. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🌿Appreciate Herbs Day |
| 30. 6. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🗓️Just Another Day Day |
| 1. 7. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🗓️Any Bloody Excuse Day |
| 2. 7. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Pesto Sauce Day |
| 2. 7. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🗓️Just Another Day Day |
| 3. 7. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍝Whip Someone with a Wet Noodle Day |
| 4. 7. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍝Build a Pasta Sculture Day |
| 5. 7. 2028 | -- | streda | 🗣️SHOUTING DAY! |
| 6. 7. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🍝Macaroni Day |
| 7. 7. 2028 | -- | piatok | Count the Holes in your Collander Day |
| 8. 7. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🧆Meatball Appreciation Day |
| 9. 7. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 💬Invent a Word Day |
| 10. 7. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍹Piña Colada Day |
| 11. 7. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🌎World Population Day |
| 12. 7. 2028 | -- | streda | Surrealism Day |
| 13. 7. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Spot the Loony Day |
| 14. 7. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🐐Goat Appreciation Day |
| 15. 7. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🐿Ferret Down Your Trousers Day |
| 16. 7. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Skip This Day Day |
| 16. 7. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🍨Ice Cream Day |
| 17. 7. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🏊♂️Skinny Dipping Day |
| 18. 7. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🎂Bobby Henderson's Birthday |
| 19. 7. 2028 | -- | streda | 🍸Daiquiri Day |
| 20. 7. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🍝Interstellar Lasagne Day |
| 21. 7. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🥫Primavera Sauce Day |
| 22. 7. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🌌Contemplate the Cosmos Day |
| 23. 7. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🤗Free Hugs Day |
| 24. 7. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🤗Expensive Hugs Day |
| 25. 7. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍨Hot Fudge Sundae Day |
| 26. 7. 2028 | -- | streda | 🥂White Wine Day |
| 27. 7. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Say No to Negativity Day |
| 28. 7. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🧀Try a New Cheese Day |
| 29. 7. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🍺International Beer Day |
| 30. 7. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🧀Parmesan Day |
| 31. 7. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 👗Dress Up Day |
| 1. 8. 2028 | -- | utorok | Cartoon Day |
| 2. 8. 2028 | -- | streda | 🍝Vermicelli Day |
| 3. 8. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Postmodernism Day |
| 4. 8. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🩲Dancing in Your Underwear Day |
| 5. 8. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🥫Putanesca Sauce Day |
| 6. 8. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🐿Squirrel Spotting Day |
| 7. 8. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Intergalactic Intercourse Day |
| 8. 8. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🐐International Goat Day |
| 9. 8. 2028 | -- | streda | Invisible Pixie Spotting Day |
| 10. 8. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🦥Lazy Day |
| 11. 8. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🥃Rum Quaffing Day |
| 12. 8. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🥫Vegetable Sauce Day |
| 13. 8. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🤗Self Love Day |
| 14. 8. 2028 | -- | pondelok | ♾️Think about Infinity Day |
| 15. 8. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍆Condom Day |
| 16. 8. 2028 | -- | streda | 👋Wave At The Surveillance Cameras Day |
| 17. 8. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🍝Gnocchi Gnawing day |
| 18. 8. 2028 | -- | piatok | 📚Poetry Day |
| 19. 8. 2028 | -- | sobota | 💋Kiss Someone Day |
| 20. 8. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🥃Expensive Rum Day |
| 21. 8. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🙇Apologise Day |
| 22. 8. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🕷Tarantula Teasing Day |
| 23. 8. 2028 | -- | streda | Appreciate What You've Got Day |
| 24. 8. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🪐Pluto Demotion Grieving Day |
| 25. 8. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🍹Whiskey Sour Day |
| 26. 8. 2028 | -- | sobota | ♀️Women's Equality Day |
| 27. 8. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🍜Udon Day |
| 28. 8. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍹More Rum Day |
| 28. 8. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍷Red Wine Day |
| 29. 8. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🐟Blobfish Day |
| 30. 8. 2028 | -- | streda | 🕯️Candle in a Winebottle Day |
| 31. 8. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Alter Ego Day |
| 1. 9. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🧙Hobbit Remembrance Day |
| 2. 9. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🍼Nipple Appreciation Day |
| 3. 9. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Say No to Haggis Day |
| 4. 9. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🗿Rock Appreciation Day |
| 5. 9. 2028 | -- | utorok | Gargling Day |
| 6. 9. 2028 | -- | streda | 🥫Diablo Sauce Day |
| 7. 9. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | The Apocalypse (if the one in January was a dud) |
| 8. 9. 2028 | -- | piatok | Vicarious Sex Day |
| 9. 9. 2028 | -- | sobota | Be Irritatingly Nice Day |
| 10. 9. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🦢Albatross Appreciation Day |
| 11. 9. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Tinfoil Hat Day |
| 12. 9. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍑Nakedness Appreciation Day |
| 13. 9. 2028 | -- | streda | 🦟Mosquito Avoidance Day |
| 14. 9. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 😢Despair for the Human Race Day |
| 15. 9. 2028 | -- | piatok | ☕Irish Coffee Day |
| 16. 9. 2028 | -- | sobota | Cynicism Appreciation Day |
| 17. 9. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 💜Wear Purple Day |
| 18. 9. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Amoeba Assimilation Day |
| 19. 9. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🏴☠️International Talk Like a Pirate Day |
| 20. 9. 2028 | -- | streda | Sophia Loren Appreciation Day |
| 21. 9. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 😱Adopt a New Phobia day |
| 22. 9. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🧘Believe the Impossible Day |
| 23. 9. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🏴☠️Walk the Plank Day |
| 24. 9. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🍸Cocktail Day |
| 25. 9. 2028 | -- | pondelok | ⚪Albino Appreciation Day |
| 26. 9. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🧽Scrub the Poop Deck Day |
| 27. 9. 2028 | -- | streda | Insult a Narcissist Day |
| 28. 9. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Fictional Character Day |
| 29. 9. 2028 | -- | piatok | Double Entendre Day |
| 30. 9. 2028 | -- | sobota | Ridiculous Excuses Day |
| 1. 10. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🍝Agnolotti Appreciation Day |
| 2. 10. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍝Noodle Day |
| 3. 10. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🤪Eccentricity Appreciation Day |
| 4. 10. 2028 | -- | streda | 🍷Fortified Wines Day |
| 5. 10. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 😈Slightly Naughty Day |
| 6. 10. 2028 | -- | piatok | Happy Hour All Day Day |
| 7. 10. 2028 | -- | sobota | Quob Day |
| 8. 10. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🤥Tell Massive Lies Day |
| 9. 10. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🪢Knot Day |
| 10. 10. 2028 | -- | utorok | Rub Things on Your Lover Day |
| 11. 10. 2028 | -- | streda | No Falling Down Day |
| 12. 10. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🤠International Pastafarian Headgear Day |
| 13. 10. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🥫Very Saucy Day |
| 14. 10. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🍺Try a New Beer Day |
| 15. 10. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🍝Yet Another Noodle Day |
| 16. 10. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🐋Blue Whale Contemplation Day |
| 17. 10. 2028 | -- | utorok | Bottom Nibbling Day |
| 18. 10. 2028 | -- | streda | Irony Day |
| 19. 10. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 💀Try Not to Die Day |
| 20. 10. 2028 | -- | piatok | To Excess and No Further Day |
| 21. 10. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🤔Try Thinking Day |
| 22. 10. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🚽Intergalactic Peeing Competition |
| 23. 10. 2028 | -- | pondelok | Strip for your Lover Day |
| 24. 10. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🍎Cider Appreciation Day |
| 25. 10. 2028 | -- | streda | 🍝World Pasta Day |
| 26. 10. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Onomatopoeia Day |
| 27. 10. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🚶♂️Silly Walks Day |
| 28. 10. 2028 | -- | sobota | Extra Kinky Day |
| 29. 10. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🌰Nut Day |
| 30. 10. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🐹Furry Animal Fondling Day |
| 31. 10. 2028 | -- | utorok | 😱Fright Night |
| 1. 11. 2028 | -- | streda | 🧙Gnome Awareness Day |
| 2. 11. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 💀Dia de los muertos |
| 3. 11. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🐹Small Furry Creatures Appreciation Day |
| 4. 11. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🏴☠️Listen to Sea Shanties and Dance Like A Pirate |
| 5. 11. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 👄Oral Sex Day |
| 6. 11. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🤬Learn a new swear word day |
| 7. 11. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🦑Tentacle Day |
| 8. 11. 2028 | -- | streda | 🤗Appreciate Your Loved Ones Day |
| 9. 11. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🩲Change Your Underwear Day |
| 10. 11. 2028 | -- | piatok | ☀️Look on the Bright Side of Life Day |
| 11. 11. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🎚️Turn it up to Eleven Day |
| 12. 11. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🥴Drunk Creation Contemplation Day |
| 13. 11. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🐦Talk to Birds Day |
| 14. 11. 2028 | -- | utorok | 😆Laugh like a Lunatic Day |
| 15. 11. 2028 | -- | streda | Awkwardly Honest Day |
| 16. 11. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🦤Dodo Grieving Day |
| 17. 11. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🦷Al Dente Day |
| 18. 11. 2028 | -- | sobota | Embrace Chaos Day |
| 19. 11. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🚽World Toilet Day |
| 20. 11. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍽Say no to Cannibalism Day |
| 21. 11. 2028 | -- | utorok | 😠Register a Complaint Day |
| 22. 11. 2028 | -- | streda | 🏴☠️Blackbeard Memorial Day |
| 23. 11. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Wolfenoot |
| 24. 11. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🧟Undead Understanding Day |
| 25. 11. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🥣Gazpacho Soup Day |
| 26. 11. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Racist Depreciation Day |
| 27. 11. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🎸Air Guitar Day |
| 28. 11. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🧀Blue Cheese Day |
| 29. 11. 2028 | -- | streda | ⚔️Cutlass Sharpening Day |
| 30. 11. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 👨🏻Moustache Appreciation Day |
| 1. 12. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🥫Marijuana Sauce Day |
| 2. 12. 2028 | -- | sobota | Grog Guzzling Day |
| 3. 12. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 📳Vibrator Day |
| 4. 12. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍫Chocolate Anything Day |
| 5. 12. 2028 | -- | utorok | Remember the Spanish Inquisition Day |
| 6. 12. 2028 | -- | streda | Insult a Religious Fanatic Day |
| 7. 12. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 💀Holiday from Death Day |
| 8. 12. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🥖Garlic Bread Day |
| 9. 12. 2028 | -- | sobota | This Day Deliberately Left Blank |
| 10. 12. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Human Rights Day |
| 11. 12. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 💾Shareware Piracy Day |
| 13. 12. 2028 | -- | streda | 🐒Monkey Appreciation Day |
| 14. 12. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🐈Cat Herding Day |
| 15. 12. 2028 | -- | piatok | 💡Stupid Inventions Day |
| 16. 12. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🎹Beethoven's Birthday |
| 17. 12. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🦥Sloth Day (if we can be bothered?) |
| 18. 12. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 📯Unusual Musical Instruments Day |
| 19. 12. 2028 | -- | utorok | 🤖Robot Awareness Day |
| 20. 12. 2028 | -- | streda | Mikhail Iosilevich solidarity Day |
| 21. 12. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | 🪐Saturnalia and Solstice |
| 22. 12. 2028 | -- | piatok | 🧭Marco Polo Day |
| 23. 12. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🎄Festivus |
| 24. 12. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | Orgies For World Peace Day |
| 25. 12. 2028 | -- | pondelok | 🍎Celebrate the Birth of Isaac Newton |
| 26. 12. 2028 | -- | utorok | 📦Appreciate Boxes Day |
| 27. 12. 2028 | -- | streda | 🍝Only 5 pasta eating days left this year |
| 28. 12. 2028 | -- | štvrtok | Excelsior Day |
| 29. 12. 2028 | -- | piatok | 👈Yad sdrawckab |
| 29. 12. 2028 | -- | piatok | 👈Yad Sdrawkcab |
| 30. 12. 2028 | -- | sobota | 🥴Get Drunk Early for Hogmanay |
| 31. 12. 2028 | -- | nedeľa | 🤗Hug Many Day |