Pastafarijanski praznici
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| Datum | Datum | Dan tjedna | Događaj |
|---|---|---|---|
| 01. 01. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🎉Another Friggin Year Day |
| 02. 01. 2026. | -- | petak | 🗓️Celebrate Surviving Last Year Day |
| 03. 01. 2026. | -- | subota | 🎨Macaroni Art Day |
| 04. 01. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍝Spaghetti Day |
| 05. 01. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | International Sarcasm Day |
| 06. 01. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🇬🇧British Comedy Quotes Day |
| 07. 01. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 👖Say No to Knickers Day |
| 08. 01. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Stephen Hawking Remembrance Day |
| 09. 01. 2026. | -- | petak | 🤗Extra Cuddles Day |
| 10. 01. 2026. | -- | subota | 🤪Peculiar People Day |
| 11. 01. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍖Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Day |
| 12. 01. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🍝Penne for Your Thoughts Day |
| 13. 01. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🧐Sceptics Day |
| 14. 01. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Wear a Colander Day |
| 15. 01. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🦄Unicorn Hunting Day |
| 16. 01. 2026. | -- | petak | 🕳Nothingness Appreciation Day |
| 17. 01. 2026. | -- | subota | International No Farting Day |
| 18. 01. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🤹Juggling Day |
| 19. 01. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Procrastination Day Tomorrow |
| 20. 01. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🥸Marx Brothers Quote Day |
| 21. 01. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🍝Ravioli Day |
| 22. 01. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 😆Laugh at Life Day |
| 23. 01. 2026. | -- | petak | Cunning Linguine Day |
| 24. 01. 2026. | -- | subota | 🙏Invent a God Day |
| 25. 01. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Burns Night |
| 26. 01. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🥃Rum Rebellion Day |
| 27. 01. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🦙Llama Day |
| 28. 01. 2026. | -- | srijeda | The Apocalypse |
| 29. 01. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Curmudgeons Day |
| 29. 01. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🦔Happy Hedgehog Day |
| 30. 01. 2026. | -- | petak | 🧠Exercise Your Brain Day |
| 31. 01. 2026. | -- | subota | 🦡Honey Badger Avoidance Day |
| 01. 02. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍝First of Fettuccine February |
| 02. 02. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🐹Groundhog Day |
| 04. 02. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🏘Annoy the Neighbours Day |
| 05. 02. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🏴☠️Pirate Garb Day |
| 06. 02. 2026. | -- | petak | Self Stimulation Day |
| 08. 02. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍑Get Naked Day |
| 09. 02. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🦎Out an Alien Lizard Day |
| 10. 02. 2026. | -- | utorak | Paradoxically Non-paradoxical Day |
| 11. 02. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🛏️Bounce on the Bed Day |
| 12. 02. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🧬Darwin Day |
| 13. 02. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍝Tortellini Day |
| 14. 02. 2026. | -- | subota | 💏Pretend to be Romantic Day |
| 15. 02. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍷Drink More Wine Day |
| 16. 02. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Platypus Pondering Day |
| 17. 02. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🦘Hopping Day |
| 18. 02. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Navel Appreciation Day |
| 18. 02. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🍜'Start of Ramendan |
| 19. 02. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🥫Lentil Sauce Day |
| 20. 02. 2026. | -- | petak | 🐘Don't Think About Elephants Day |
| 21. 02. 2026. | -- | subota | 🌭Seize a Sausage Day |
| 22. 02. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🎂Happy Birthday Michael Piotrowicz |
| 23. 02. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 💉Celebrate Vaccines Day (Polio in particular) |
| 24. 02. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🧔Beard Day |
| 25. 02. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🐙Octopus Enjoyment Day |
| 26. 02. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🧦Mourn Lost Socks Day |
| 27. 02. 2026. | -- | petak | 🎩Silly Hat Day |
| 28. 02. 2026. | -- | subota | 🤡Evil Clown Day |
| 01. 03. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🐋Narwhal Day |
| 02. 03. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🍝Tagliatelle Day |
| 03. 03. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🍷Mulled Wine Day |
| 04. 03. 2026. | -- | srijeda | March Forth and Demand Something |
| 05. 03. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🍜Momofuku Ando's Birthday |
| 06. 03. 2026. | -- | petak | Start of Borrowed |
| 07. 03. 2026. | -- | subota | Contradiction Day (No it's not!) |
| 08. 03. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🏴☠️Annie Bonny's Birthday |
| 09. 03. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 💃Erotic Dancing Day |
| 10. 03. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🦵Wooden Leg Polishing Day |
| 11. 03. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🐬Douglas Adams Birthday |
| 12. 03. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 👮♂️Cuddle a Policeman Day |
| 13. 03. 2026. | -- | petak | 🦑Cthulhu Contemplation Day |
| 14. 03. 2026. | -- | subota | πPi Day |
| 15. 03. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Aardvark Appreciation Day |
| 16. 03. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 👙Kinky Underwear Day |
| 17. 03. 2026. | -- | utorak | ☘️St. Patricks Day Excuse |
| 18. 03. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Exorcist Day (make the spirits disappear) |
| 19. 03. 2026. | 30 Ramadan, 1447 | četvrtak | End of Ramendan |
| 20. 03. 2026. | -- | petak | 🛸Extraterrestrial Abductions Day |
| 21. 03. 2026. | -- | subota | Philosophical Day |
| 22. 03. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🥴Pretend to be Sober Day |
| 23. 03. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | ⚛️Pansexual Quantum Toaster Day |
| 24. 03. 2026. | -- | utorak | 😜Slightly Silly Day |
| 25. 03. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🦏Rhino Appreciation Day |
| 26. 03. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🎉Make Up Your Own Holiday Day |
| 27. 03. 2026. | -- | petak | 🥘Paella Day |
| 28. 03. 2026. | -- | subota | 🧆Start of Meatball Appreciation Week |
| 29. 03. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍸Cocktail Hour Every Hour Day |
| 30. 03. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Poke Things with a Pointy Stick Day |
| 31. 03. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🗓️Survived Another Month Day |
| 01. 04. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🍝Ticino Pasta Harvesting Day |
| 02. 04. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Start of Pastover |
| 02. 04. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 😱Existential Angst Day |
| 03. 04. 2026. | -- | petak | Doris Day |
| 04. 04. 2026. | -- | subota | Feast of No Saints Day |
| 05. 04. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍕Pizza Day |
| 06. 04. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🦎Beware of Lizard-men Day |
| 07. 04. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🦔Find your Inner Wombat Day |
| 09. 04. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 👨🍳Cook Couscous Day |
| 10. 04. 2026. | -- | petak | General Debauchery Day |
| 11. 04. 2026. | -- | subota | Terribly Sensible Day |
| 12. 04. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍝Naughty Noodle Day |
| 13. 04. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🧚Believe in Fairies Day |
| 14. 04. 2026. | -- | utorak | ☁️Look up at the Sky Day |
| 15. 04. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🍌Bananas with Everything Day |
| 16. 04. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🥣Sea Monkey Soup Day |
| 17. 04. 2026. | -- | petak | Haiku Day |
| 18. 04. 2026. | -- | subota | 😩Nihilism Day |
| 20. 04. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 👽Intergalactic Alien Solidarity Day |
| 21. 04. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🎣Boring People Baiting Day |
| 22. 04. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🌎Earth Day |
| 23. 04. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 👺Cynical Bastards Day |
| 24. 04. 2026. | -- | petak | 🐱National Hairball Awareness Day |
| 25. 04. 2026. | -- | subota | 🐧World Penguin Day |
| 26. 04. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Get Organized Day |
| 27. 04. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | ⏲️86400 Seconds Day |
| 28. 04. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🥧Blueberry Pie Day |
| 29. 04. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Achieve Enlightenment Day |
| 30. 04. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Celebrate Hitler's Death Day |
| 01. 05. 2026. | -- | petak | No Pants Day |
| 02. 05. 2026. | -- | subota | 😬Scurvy Awareness Day |
| 03. 05. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🐱Pussy Appreciation Day |
| 04. 05. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🏴☠️Space Pirates Day |
| 06. 05. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Bruces Appreciation Day |
| 08. 05. 2026. | -- | petak | Mates Day |
| 09. 05. 2026. | -- | subota | 🧦Wear Odd Socks Day |
| 10. 05. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🧟Mutant Awareness Day |
| 11. 05. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 👨🎨Salvador Dali Day |
| 12. 05. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🦔Quokka Day |
| 13. 05. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🍑Buttocks Day |
| 14. 05. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Monty Python Day |
| 15. 05. 2026. | -- | petak | Welcome Time Travellers Yesterday |
| 16. 05. 2026. | -- | subota | 🌳Advanced Tree Hugging & Arborial Sex Day |
| 17. 05. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🥃Single Malt Whisky Day |
| 18. 05. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🫖Russell's Teapot Day |
| 19. 05. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🥫Bolognese Sauce Devouring Day |
| 20. 05. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🆕Find a New Fetish Day |
| 21. 05. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Ponder Pointlessness Day |
| 22. 05. 2026. | -- | petak | Biological Diversity Day |
| 23. 05. 2026. | -- | subota | 🦎Appreciate Reptiles Day |
| 24. 05. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🐌Mollusc Day |
| 25. 05. 2026. | Discord 72, 3192 YOLD | ponedjeljak | Towel Day |
| 26. 05. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🔀Totally Random Day |
| 27. 05. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🐹Weasel Tossing Day |
| 28. 05. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Amnesty International Day |
| 29. 05. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍑Consensual Bum Biting Day |
| 30. 05. 2026. | -- | subota | Random Act of Kindness Day |
| 31. 05. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🐛Insect Appreciation Day |
| 01. 06. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🦶Go Barefoot Day |
| 02. 06. 2026. | -- | utorak | 😈Laugh Like a Bad Guy Day |
| 03. 06. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🏴☠️Drink Like a Pirate Day |
| 05. 06. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍩Doughnut Day |
| 06. 06. 2026. | -- | subota | 🕺Interpretive Dance Day |
| 07. 06. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🏴☠️Captain Jack Sparrow Impersonation Day |
| 08. 06. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 😁Be Annoyingly Cheerful Day |
| 09. 06. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🛀Bathe in Marinara Day |
| 10. 06. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 😘Flirting Day |
| 11. 06. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🐟Fish Day |
| 12. 06. 2026. | -- | petak | Be More Paranoid Day |
| 13. 06. 2026. | -- | subota | 🟢Green Day |
| 14. 06. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🥃Bourbon Day |
| 15. 06. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 😉Bad Joke Day |
| 16. 06. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🥕World Meat-free Day |
| 17. 06. 2026. | -- | srijeda | ☎️Contact an Old Friend Day |
| 18. 06. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🔀Andim Day |
| 19. 06. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍸Martini Day |
| 20. 06. 2026. | -- | subota | 🤹World Juggling Day |
| 21. 06. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Go Skateboarding Day |
| 22. 06. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Marinara Sauce Day |
| 23. 06. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🦜Parrot Pondering Day |
| 24. 06. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Sexual Fantasy Day |
| 25. 06. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | ⛵Seamen Day |
| 26. 06. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍝Carbonara Day |
| 27. 06. 2026. | -- | subota | 🐦Blue-Footed Booby Day |
| 28. 06. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 😂Tickle Day |
| 29. 06. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🌿Appreciate Herbs Day |
| 30. 06. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🗓️Just Another Day Day |
| 01. 07. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🗓️Any Bloody Excuse Day |
| 02. 07. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Pesto Sauce Day |
| 02. 07. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🗓️Just Another Day Day |
| 03. 07. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍝Whip Someone with a Wet Noodle Day |
| 04. 07. 2026. | -- | subota | 🍝Build a Pasta Sculture Day |
| 05. 07. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🗣️SHOUTING DAY! |
| 06. 07. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🍝Macaroni Day |
| 07. 07. 2026. | -- | utorak | Count the Holes in your Collander Day |
| 08. 07. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🧆Meatball Appreciation Day |
| 09. 07. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 💬Invent a Word Day |
| 10. 07. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍹Piña Colada Day |
| 11. 07. 2026. | -- | subota | 🌎World Population Day |
| 12. 07. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Surrealism Day |
| 13. 07. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Spot the Loony Day |
| 14. 07. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🐐Goat Appreciation Day |
| 15. 07. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🐿Ferret Down Your Trousers Day |
| 16. 07. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Skip This Day Day |
| 17. 07. 2026. | -- | petak | 🏊♂️Skinny Dipping Day |
| 18. 07. 2026. | -- | subota | 🎂Bobby Henderson's Birthday |
| 19. 07. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍸Daiquiri Day |
| 19. 07. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍨Ice Cream Day |
| 20. 07. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🍝Interstellar Lasagne Day |
| 21. 07. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🥫Primavera Sauce Day |
| 22. 07. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🌌Contemplate the Cosmos Day |
| 23. 07. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🤗Free Hugs Day |
| 24. 07. 2026. | -- | petak | 🤗Expensive Hugs Day |
| 25. 07. 2026. | -- | subota | 🍨Hot Fudge Sundae Day |
| 26. 07. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🥂White Wine Day |
| 27. 07. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Say No to Negativity Day |
| 28. 07. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🧀Try a New Cheese Day |
| 29. 07. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🍺International Beer Day |
| 30. 07. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🧀Parmesan Day |
| 31. 07. 2026. | -- | petak | 👗Dress Up Day |
| 01. 08. 2026. | -- | subota | Cartoon Day |
| 02. 08. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍝Vermicelli Day |
| 03. 08. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Postmodernism Day |
| 04. 08. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🩲Dancing in Your Underwear Day |
| 05. 08. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🥫Putanesca Sauce Day |
| 06. 08. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🐿Squirrel Spotting Day |
| 07. 08. 2026. | -- | petak | Intergalactic Intercourse Day |
| 08. 08. 2026. | -- | subota | 🐐International Goat Day |
| 09. 08. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Invisible Pixie Spotting Day |
| 10. 08. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🦥Lazy Day |
| 11. 08. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🥃Rum Quaffing Day |
| 12. 08. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🥫Vegetable Sauce Day |
| 13. 08. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🤗Self Love Day |
| 14. 08. 2026. | -- | petak | ♾️Think about Infinity Day |
| 15. 08. 2026. | -- | subota | 🍆Condom Day |
| 16. 08. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 👋Wave At The Surveillance Cameras Day |
| 17. 08. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🍝Gnocchi Gnawing day |
| 18. 08. 2026. | -- | utorak | 📚Poetry Day |
| 19. 08. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 💋Kiss Someone Day |
| 20. 08. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🥃Expensive Rum Day |
| 21. 08. 2026. | -- | petak | 🙇Apologise Day |
| 22. 08. 2026. | -- | subota | 🕷Tarantula Teasing Day |
| 23. 08. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Appreciate What You've Got Day |
| 24. 08. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🪐Pluto Demotion Grieving Day |
| 25. 08. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🍹Whiskey Sour Day |
| 26. 08. 2026. | -- | srijeda | ♀️Women's Equality Day |
| 27. 08. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🍜Udon Day |
| 28. 08. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍹More Rum Day |
| 28. 08. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍷Red Wine Day |
| 29. 08. 2026. | -- | subota | 🐟Blobfish Day |
| 30. 08. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🕯️Candle in a Winebottle Day |
| 31. 08. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Alter Ego Day |
| 01. 09. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🧙Hobbit Remembrance Day |
| 02. 09. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🍼Nipple Appreciation Day |
| 03. 09. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Say No to Haggis Day |
| 04. 09. 2026. | -- | petak | 🗿Rock Appreciation Day |
| 05. 09. 2026. | -- | subota | Gargling Day |
| 06. 09. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🥫Diablo Sauce Day |
| 07. 09. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | The Apocalypse (if the one in January was a dud) |
| 08. 09. 2026. | -- | utorak | Vicarious Sex Day |
| 09. 09. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Be Irritatingly Nice Day |
| 10. 09. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🦢Albatross Appreciation Day |
| 11. 09. 2026. | -- | petak | Tinfoil Hat Day |
| 12. 09. 2026. | -- | subota | 🍑Nakedness Appreciation Day |
| 13. 09. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🦟Mosquito Avoidance Day |
| 14. 09. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 😢Despair for the Human Race Day |
| 15. 09. 2026. | -- | utorak | ☕Irish Coffee Day |
| 16. 09. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Cynicism Appreciation Day |
| 17. 09. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 💜Wear Purple Day |
| 18. 09. 2026. | -- | petak | Amoeba Assimilation Day |
| 19. 09. 2026. | -- | subota | 🏴☠️International Talk Like a Pirate Day |
| 20. 09. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Sophia Loren Appreciation Day |
| 21. 09. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 😱Adopt a New Phobia day |
| 22. 09. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🧘Believe the Impossible Day |
| 23. 09. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🏴☠️Walk the Plank Day |
| 24. 09. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🍸Cocktail Day |
| 25. 09. 2026. | -- | petak | ⚪Albino Appreciation Day |
| 26. 09. 2026. | -- | subota | 🧽Scrub the Poop Deck Day |
| 27. 09. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Insult a Narcissist Day |
| 28. 09. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Fictional Character Day |
| 29. 09. 2026. | -- | utorak | Double Entendre Day |
| 30. 09. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Ridiculous Excuses Day |
| 01. 10. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🍝Agnolotti Appreciation Day |
| 02. 10. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍝Noodle Day |
| 03. 10. 2026. | -- | subota | 🤪Eccentricity Appreciation Day |
| 04. 10. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍷Fortified Wines Day |
| 05. 10. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 😈Slightly Naughty Day |
| 06. 10. 2026. | -- | utorak | Happy Hour All Day Day |
| 07. 10. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Quob Day |
| 08. 10. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🤥Tell Massive Lies Day |
| 09. 10. 2026. | -- | petak | 🪢Knot Day |
| 10. 10. 2026. | -- | subota | Rub Things on Your Lover Day |
| 11. 10. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | No Falling Down Day |
| 12. 10. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🤠International Pastafarian Headgear Day |
| 13. 10. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🥫Very Saucy Day |
| 14. 10. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🍺Try a New Beer Day |
| 15. 10. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🍝Yet Another Noodle Day |
| 16. 10. 2026. | -- | petak | 🐋Blue Whale Contemplation Day |
| 17. 10. 2026. | -- | subota | Bottom Nibbling Day |
| 18. 10. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Irony Day |
| 19. 10. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 💀Try Not to Die Day |
| 20. 10. 2026. | -- | utorak | To Excess and No Further Day |
| 21. 10. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🤔Try Thinking Day |
| 22. 10. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🚽Intergalactic Peeing Competition |
| 23. 10. 2026. | -- | petak | Strip for your Lover Day |
| 24. 10. 2026. | -- | subota | 🍎Cider Appreciation Day |
| 25. 10. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍝World Pasta Day |
| 26. 10. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Onomatopoeia Day |
| 27. 10. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🚶♂️Silly Walks Day |
| 28. 10. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Extra Kinky Day |
| 29. 10. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🌰Nut Day |
| 30. 10. 2026. | -- | petak | 🐹Furry Animal Fondling Day |
| 31. 10. 2026. | -- | subota | 😱Fright Night |
| 01. 11. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🧙Gnome Awareness Day |
| 02. 11. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 💀Dia de los muertos |
| 03. 11. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🐹Small Furry Creatures Appreciation Day |
| 04. 11. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🏴☠️Listen to Sea Shanties and Dance Like A Pirate |
| 05. 11. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 👄Oral Sex Day |
| 06. 11. 2026. | -- | petak | 🤬Learn a new swear word day |
| 07. 11. 2026. | -- | subota | 🦑Tentacle Day |
| 08. 11. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🤗Appreciate Your Loved Ones Day |
| 09. 11. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🩲Change Your Underwear Day |
| 10. 11. 2026. | -- | utorak | ☀️Look on the Bright Side of Life Day |
| 11. 11. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🎚️Turn it up to Eleven Day |
| 12. 11. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🥴Drunk Creation Contemplation Day |
| 13. 11. 2026. | -- | petak | 🐦Talk to Birds Day |
| 14. 11. 2026. | -- | subota | 😆Laugh like a Lunatic Day |
| 15. 11. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Awkwardly Honest Day |
| 16. 11. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🦤Dodo Grieving Day |
| 17. 11. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🦷Al Dente Day |
| 18. 11. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Embrace Chaos Day |
| 19. 11. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🚽World Toilet Day |
| 20. 11. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍽Say no to Cannibalism Day |
| 21. 11. 2026. | -- | subota | 😠Register a Complaint Day |
| 22. 11. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🏴☠️Blackbeard Memorial Day |
| 23. 11. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Wolfenoot |
| 24. 11. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🧟Undead Understanding Day |
| 25. 11. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🥣Gazpacho Soup Day |
| 26. 11. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Racist Depreciation Day |
| 27. 11. 2026. | -- | petak | 🎸Air Guitar Day |
| 28. 11. 2026. | -- | subota | 🧀Blue Cheese Day |
| 29. 11. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | ⚔️Cutlass Sharpening Day |
| 30. 11. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 👨🏻Moustache Appreciation Day |
| 01. 12. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🥫Marijuana Sauce Day |
| 02. 12. 2026. | -- | srijeda | Grog Guzzling Day |
| 03. 12. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 📳Vibrator Day |
| 04. 12. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍫Chocolate Anything Day |
| 05. 12. 2026. | -- | subota | Remember the Spanish Inquisition Day |
| 06. 12. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Insult a Religious Fanatic Day |
| 07. 12. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 💀Holiday from Death Day |
| 08. 12. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🥖Garlic Bread Day |
| 09. 12. 2026. | -- | srijeda | This Day Deliberately Left Blank |
| 10. 12. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Human Rights Day |
| 11. 12. 2026. | -- | petak | 💾Shareware Piracy Day |
| 13. 12. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🐒Monkey Appreciation Day |
| 14. 12. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🐈Cat Herding Day |
| 15. 12. 2026. | -- | utorak | 💡Stupid Inventions Day |
| 16. 12. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🎹Beethoven's Birthday |
| 17. 12. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🦥Sloth Day (if we can be bothered?) |
| 18. 12. 2026. | -- | petak | 📯Unusual Musical Instruments Day |
| 19. 12. 2026. | -- | subota | 🤖Robot Awareness Day |
| 20. 12. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | Mikhail Iosilevich solidarity Day |
| 21. 12. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | 🪐Saturnalia and Solstice |
| 22. 12. 2026. | -- | utorak | 🧭Marco Polo Day |
| 23. 12. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🎄Festivus |
| 24. 12. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | Orgies For World Peace Day |
| 25. 12. 2026. | -- | petak | 🍎Celebrate the Birth of Isaac Newton |
| 26. 12. 2026. | -- | subota | 📦Appreciate Boxes Day |
| 27. 12. 2026. | -- | nedjelja | 🍝Only 5 pasta eating days left this year |
| 28. 12. 2026. | -- | ponedjeljak | Excelsior Day |
| 29. 12. 2026. | -- | utorak | 👈Yad sdrawckab |
| 29. 12. 2026. | -- | utorak | 👈Yad Sdrawkcab |
| 30. 12. 2026. | -- | srijeda | 🥴Get Drunk Early for Hogmanay |
| 31. 12. 2026. | -- | četvrtak | 🤗Hug Many Day |