Pastafarian Holidays
Pastafarian Holidays 5,0
Holidays accoring to Pastafarianism. Contains a lot of funny events for the light-hearted.
This calendar contains 364 events.
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| Date | Date | Day of week | Event |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1/1/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Another Friggin Year Day |
| 1/2/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐๏ธCelebrate Surviving Last Year Day |
| 1/3/28 | -- | Monday | ๐จMacaroni Art Day |
| 1/4/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Spaghetti Day |
| 1/5/28 | -- | Wednesday | International Sarcasm Day |
| 1/6/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฌ๐งBritish Comedy Quotes Day |
| 1/7/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Say No to Knickers Day |
| 1/8/28 | -- | Saturday | Stephen Hawking Remembrance Day |
| 1/9/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐คExtra Cuddles Day |
| 1/10/28 | -- | Monday | ๐คชPeculiar People Day |
| 1/11/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Day |
| 1/12/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Penne for Your Thoughts Day |
| 1/13/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐งSceptics Day |
| 1/14/28 | -- | Friday | Wear a Colander Day |
| 1/15/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆUnicorn Hunting Day |
| 1/16/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ณNothingness Appreciation Day |
| 1/17/28 | -- | Monday | International No Farting Day |
| 1/18/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐คนJuggling Day |
| 1/19/28 | -- | Wednesday | Procrastination Day Tomorrow |
| 1/20/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฅธMarx Brothers Quote Day |
| 1/21/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Ravioli Day |
| 1/22/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Laugh at Life Day |
| 1/23/28 | -- | Sunday | Cunning Linguine Day |
| 1/24/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Invent a God Day |
| 1/25/28 | -- | Tuesday | Burns Night |
| 1/26/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅRum Rebellion Day |
| 1/27/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆLlama Day |
| 1/28/28 | -- | Friday | The Apocalypse |
| 1/28/28 | -- | Friday | ๐'Start of Ramendan |
| 1/29/28 | -- | Saturday | Curmudgeons Day |
| 1/29/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆHappy Hedgehog Day |
| 1/30/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ง Exercise Your Brain Day |
| 1/31/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆกHoney Badger Avoidance Day |
| 2/1/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐First of Fettuccine February |
| 2/2/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐นGroundhog Day |
| 2/4/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Annoy the Neighbours Day |
| 2/5/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธPirate Garb Day |
| 2/6/28 | -- | Sunday | Self Stimulation Day |
| 2/8/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Get Naked Day |
| 2/9/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฆOut an Alien Lizard Day |
| 2/10/28 | -- | Thursday | Paradoxically Non-paradoxical Day |
| 2/11/28 | -- | Friday | ๐๏ธBounce on the Bed Day |
| 2/12/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐งฌDarwin Day |
| 2/13/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Tortellini Day |
| 2/14/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Pretend to be Romantic Day |
| 2/15/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ทDrink More Wine Day |
| 2/16/28 | -- | Wednesday | Platypus Pondering Day |
| 2/17/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆHopping Day |
| 2/18/28 | -- | Friday | Navel Appreciation Day |
| 2/19/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฅซLentil Sauce Day |
| 2/20/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Don't Think About Elephants Day |
| 2/21/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ญSeize a Sausage Day |
| 2/22/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Happy Birthday Michael Piotrowicz |
| 2/23/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Celebrate Vaccines Day (Polio in particular) |
| 2/24/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐งBeard Day |
| 2/25/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Octopus Enjoyment Day |
| 2/26/28 | 1 Shawwal, 1449 | Saturday | End of Ramendan |
| 2/26/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐งฆMourn Lost Socks Day |
| 2/27/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฉSilly Hat Day |
| 2/28/28 | -- | Monday | ๐คกEvil Clown Day |
| 2/29/28 | -- | Tuesday | St. Beryl, Patron Saint of Leaping |
| 3/1/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Narwhal Day |
| 3/2/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Tagliatelle Day |
| 3/3/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ทMulled Wine Day |
| 3/4/28 | -- | Saturday | March Forth and Demand Something |
| 3/5/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Momofuku Ando's Birthday |
| 3/6/28 | -- | Monday | Start of Borrowed |
| 3/7/28 | -- | Tuesday | Contradiction Day (No it's not!) |
| 3/8/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธAnnie Bonny's Birthday |
| 3/9/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Erotic Dancing Day |
| 3/10/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฆตWooden Leg Polishing Day |
| 3/11/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฌDouglas Adams Birthday |
| 3/12/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฎโโ๏ธCuddle a Policeman Day |
| 3/13/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆCthulhu Contemplation Day |
| 3/14/28 | -- | Tuesday | ฯPi Day |
| 3/15/28 | -- | Wednesday | Aardvark Appreciation Day |
| 3/16/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Kinky Underwear Day |
| 3/17/28 | -- | Friday | โ๏ธSt. Patricks Day Excuse |
| 3/18/28 | -- | Saturday | Exorcist Day (make the spirits disappear) |
| 3/20/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ธExtraterrestrial Abductions Day |
| 3/21/28 | -- | Tuesday | Philosophical Day |
| 3/22/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅดPretend to be Sober Day |
| 3/23/28 | -- | Thursday | โ๏ธPansexual Quantum Toaster Day |
| 3/24/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Slightly Silly Day |
| 3/25/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆRhino Appreciation Day |
| 3/26/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Make Up Your Own Holiday Day |
| 3/27/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ฅPaella Day |
| 3/28/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งStart of Meatball Appreciation Week |
| 3/29/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ธCocktail Hour Every Hour Day |
| 3/30/28 | -- | Thursday | Poke Things with a Pointy Stick Day |
| 3/31/28 | -- | Friday | ๐๏ธSurvived Another Month Day |
| 4/1/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Ticino Pasta Harvesting Day |
| 4/2/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฑExistential Angst Day |
| 4/3/28 | -- | Monday | Doris Day |
| 4/4/28 | -- | Tuesday | Feast of No Saints Day |
| 4/5/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Pizza Day |
| 4/6/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆBeware of Lizard-men Day |
| 4/7/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฆFind your Inner Wombat Day |
| 4/9/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐จโ๐ณCook Couscous Day |
| 4/10/28 | -- | Monday | General Debauchery Day |
| 4/11/28 | -- | Tuesday | Start of Pastover |
| 4/11/28 | -- | Tuesday | Terribly Sensible Day |
| 4/12/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Naughty Noodle Day |
| 4/13/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐งBelieve in Fairies Day |
| 4/14/28 | -- | Friday | โ๏ธLook up at the Sky Day |
| 4/15/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Bananas with Everything Day |
| 4/16/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅฃSea Monkey Soup Day |
| 4/17/28 | -- | Monday | Haiku Day |
| 4/18/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฉNihilism Day |
| 4/20/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฝIntergalactic Alien Solidarity Day |
| 4/21/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฃBoring People Baiting Day |
| 4/22/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Earth Day |
| 4/23/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐บCynical Bastards Day |
| 4/25/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งWorld Penguin Day |
| 4/26/28 | -- | Wednesday | Get Organized Day |
| 4/27/28 | -- | Thursday | โฒ๏ธ86400 Seconds Day |
| 4/28/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅงBlueberry Pie Day |
| 4/28/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฑNational Hairball Awareness Day |
| 4/29/28 | -- | Saturday | Achieve Enlightenment Day |
| 4/30/28 | -- | Sunday | Celebrate Hitler's Death Day |
| 5/2/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฌScurvy Awareness Day |
| 5/3/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฑPussy Appreciation Day |
| 5/4/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธSpace Pirates Day |
| 5/5/28 | -- | Friday | No Pants Day |
| 5/6/28 | -- | Saturday | Bruces Appreciation Day |
| 5/8/28 | -- | Monday | Mates Day |
| 5/9/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งฆWear Odd Socks Day |
| 5/10/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐งMutant Awareness Day |
| 5/11/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐จโ๐จSalvador Dali Day |
| 5/12/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฆQuokka Day |
| 5/13/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Buttocks Day |
| 5/14/28 | -- | Sunday | Monty Python Day |
| 5/15/28 | -- | Monday | Welcome Time Travellers Yesterday |
| 5/16/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ณAdvanced Tree Hugging & Arborial Sex Day |
| 5/17/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅSingle Malt Whisky Day |
| 5/18/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ซRussell's Teapot Day |
| 5/19/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅซBolognese Sauce Devouring Day |
| 5/20/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Find a New Fetish Day |
| 5/21/28 | -- | Sunday | Ponder Pointlessness Day |
| 5/22/28 | -- | Monday | Biological Diversity Day |
| 5/23/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆAppreciate Reptiles Day |
| 5/24/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Mollusc Day |
| 5/25/28 | Discord 72, 3194 YOLD | Thursday | Towel Day |
| 5/26/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Totally Random Day |
| 5/27/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐นWeasel Tossing Day |
| 5/28/28 | -- | Sunday | Amnesty International Day |
| 5/29/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Consensual Bum Biting Day |
| 5/30/28 | -- | Tuesday | Random Act of Kindness Day |
| 5/31/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Insect Appreciation Day |
| 6/1/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆถGo Barefoot Day |
| 6/2/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฉDoughnut Day |
| 6/2/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Laugh Like a Bad Guy Day |
| 6/3/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธDrink Like a Pirate Day |
| 6/6/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐บInterpretive Dance Day |
| 6/7/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธCaptain Jack Sparrow Impersonation Day |
| 6/8/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Be Annoyingly Cheerful Day |
| 6/9/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Bathe in Marinara Day |
| 6/10/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Flirting Day |
| 6/11/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Fish Day |
| 6/12/28 | -- | Monday | Be More Paranoid Day |
| 6/13/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ขGreen Day |
| 6/14/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅBourbon Day |
| 6/15/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Bad Joke Day |
| 6/16/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅWorld Meat-free Day |
| 6/17/28 | -- | Saturday | โ๏ธContact an Old Friend Day |
| 6/17/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐คนWorld Juggling Day |
| 6/18/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Andim Day |
| 6/19/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ธMartini Day |
| 6/21/28 | -- | Wednesday | Go Skateboarding Day |
| 6/22/28 | -- | Thursday | Marinara Sauce Day |
| 6/23/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฆParrot Pondering Day |
| 6/24/28 | -- | Saturday | Sexual Fantasy Day |
| 6/25/28 | -- | Sunday | โตSeamen Day |
| 6/26/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Carbonara Day |
| 6/27/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆBlue-Footed Booby Day |
| 6/28/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Tickle Day |
| 6/29/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฟAppreciate Herbs Day |
| 6/30/28 | -- | Friday | ๐๏ธJust Another Day Day |
| 7/1/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐๏ธAny Bloody Excuse Day |
| 7/2/28 | -- | Sunday | Pesto Sauce Day |
| 7/2/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐๏ธJust Another Day Day |
| 7/3/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Whip Someone with a Wet Noodle Day |
| 7/4/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Build a Pasta Sculture Day |
| 7/5/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฃ๏ธSHOUTING DAY! |
| 7/6/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Macaroni Day |
| 7/7/28 | -- | Friday | Count the Holes in your Collander Day |
| 7/8/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐งMeatball Appreciation Day |
| 7/9/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฌInvent a Word Day |
| 7/10/28 | -- | Monday | ๐นPiรฑa Colada Day |
| 7/11/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐World Population Day |
| 7/12/28 | -- | Wednesday | Surrealism Day |
| 7/13/28 | -- | Thursday | Spot the Loony Day |
| 7/14/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Goat Appreciation Day |
| 7/15/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฟFerret Down Your Trousers Day |
| 7/16/28 | -- | Sunday | Skip This Day Day |
| 7/16/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐จIce Cream Day |
| 7/17/28 | -- | Monday | ๐โโ๏ธSkinny Dipping Day |
| 7/18/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Bobby Henderson's Birthday |
| 7/19/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ธDaiquiri Day |
| 7/20/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Interstellar Lasagne Day |
| 7/21/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅซPrimavera Sauce Day |
| 7/22/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Contemplate the Cosmos Day |
| 7/23/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐คFree Hugs Day |
| 7/24/28 | -- | Monday | ๐คExpensive Hugs Day |
| 7/25/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐จHot Fudge Sundae Day |
| 7/26/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅWhite Wine Day |
| 7/27/28 | -- | Thursday | Say No to Negativity Day |
| 7/28/28 | -- | Friday | ๐งTry a New Cheese Day |
| 7/29/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐บInternational Beer Day |
| 7/30/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐งParmesan Day |
| 7/31/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Dress Up Day |
| 8/1/28 | -- | Tuesday | Cartoon Day |
| 8/2/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Vermicelli Day |
| 8/3/28 | -- | Thursday | Postmodernism Day |
| 8/4/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฉฒDancing in Your Underwear Day |
| 8/5/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฅซPutanesca Sauce Day |
| 8/6/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฟSquirrel Spotting Day |
| 8/7/28 | -- | Monday | Intergalactic Intercourse Day |
| 8/8/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐International Goat Day |
| 8/9/28 | -- | Wednesday | Invisible Pixie Spotting Day |
| 8/10/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆฅLazy Day |
| 8/11/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅRum Quaffing Day |
| 8/12/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฅซVegetable Sauce Day |
| 8/13/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐คSelf Love Day |
| 8/14/28 | -- | Monday | โพ๏ธThink about Infinity Day |
| 8/15/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Condom Day |
| 8/16/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Wave At The Surveillance Cameras Day |
| 8/17/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Gnocchi Gnawing day |
| 8/18/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Poetry Day |
| 8/19/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Kiss Someone Day |
| 8/20/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅExpensive Rum Day |
| 8/21/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Apologise Day |
| 8/22/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ทTarantula Teasing Day |
| 8/23/28 | -- | Wednesday | Appreciate What You've Got Day |
| 8/24/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ชPluto Demotion Grieving Day |
| 8/25/28 | -- | Friday | ๐นWhiskey Sour Day |
| 8/26/28 | -- | Saturday | โ๏ธWomen's Equality Day |
| 8/27/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Udon Day |
| 8/28/28 | -- | Monday | ๐นMore Rum Day |
| 8/28/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ทRed Wine Day |
| 8/29/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Blobfish Day |
| 8/30/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฏ๏ธCandle in a Winebottle Day |
| 8/31/28 | -- | Thursday | Alter Ego Day |
| 9/1/28 | -- | Friday | ๐งHobbit Remembrance Day |
| 9/2/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ผNipple Appreciation Day |
| 9/3/28 | -- | Sunday | Say No to Haggis Day |
| 9/4/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ฟRock Appreciation Day |
| 9/5/28 | -- | Tuesday | Gargling Day |
| 9/6/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅซDiablo Sauce Day |
| 9/7/28 | -- | Thursday | The Apocalypse (if the one in January was a dud) |
| 9/8/28 | -- | Friday | Vicarious Sex Day |
| 9/9/28 | -- | Saturday | Be Irritatingly Nice Day |
| 9/10/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฆขAlbatross Appreciation Day |
| 9/11/28 | -- | Monday | Tinfoil Hat Day |
| 9/12/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Nakedness Appreciation Day |
| 9/13/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฆMosquito Avoidance Day |
| 9/14/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ขDespair for the Human Race Day |
| 9/15/28 | -- | Friday | โIrish Coffee Day |
| 9/16/28 | -- | Saturday | Cynicism Appreciation Day |
| 9/17/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Wear Purple Day |
| 9/18/28 | -- | Monday | Amoeba Assimilation Day |
| 9/19/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธInternational Talk Like a Pirate Day |
| 9/20/28 | -- | Wednesday | Sophia Loren Appreciation Day |
| 9/21/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฑAdopt a New Phobia day |
| 9/22/28 | -- | Friday | ๐งBelieve the Impossible Day |
| 9/23/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธWalk the Plank Day |
| 9/24/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ธCocktail Day |
| 9/25/28 | -- | Monday | โชAlbino Appreciation Day |
| 9/26/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งฝScrub the Poop Deck Day |
| 9/27/28 | -- | Wednesday | Insult a Narcissist Day |
| 9/28/28 | -- | Thursday | Fictional Character Day |
| 9/29/28 | -- | Friday | Double Entendre Day |
| 9/30/28 | -- | Saturday | Ridiculous Excuses Day |
| 10/1/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Agnolotti Appreciation Day |
| 10/2/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Noodle Day |
| 10/3/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐คชEccentricity Appreciation Day |
| 10/4/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ทFortified Wines Day |
| 10/5/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Slightly Naughty Day |
| 10/6/28 | -- | Friday | Happy Hour All Day Day |
| 10/7/28 | -- | Saturday | Quob Day |
| 10/8/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐คฅTell Massive Lies Day |
| 10/9/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ชขKnot Day |
| 10/10/28 | -- | Tuesday | Rub Things on Your Lover Day |
| 10/11/28 | -- | Wednesday | No Falling Down Day |
| 10/12/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ค International Pastafarian Headgear Day |
| 10/13/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅซVery Saucy Day |
| 10/14/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐บTry a New Beer Day |
| 10/15/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Yet Another Noodle Day |
| 10/16/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Blue Whale Contemplation Day |
| 10/17/28 | -- | Tuesday | Bottom Nibbling Day |
| 10/18/28 | -- | Wednesday | Irony Day |
| 10/19/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Try Not to Die Day |
| 10/20/28 | -- | Friday | To Excess and No Further Day |
| 10/21/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐คTry Thinking Day |
| 10/22/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฝIntergalactic Peeing Competition |
| 10/23/28 | -- | Monday | Strip for your Lover Day |
| 10/24/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Cider Appreciation Day |
| 10/25/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐World Pasta Day |
| 10/26/28 | -- | Thursday | Onomatopoeia Day |
| 10/27/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ถโโ๏ธSilly Walks Day |
| 10/28/28 | -- | Saturday | Extra Kinky Day |
| 10/29/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฐNut Day |
| 10/30/28 | -- | Monday | ๐นFurry Animal Fondling Day |
| 10/31/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฑFright Night |
| 11/1/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐งGnome Awareness Day |
| 11/2/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Dia de los muertos |
| 11/3/28 | -- | Friday | ๐นSmall Furry Creatures Appreciation Day |
| 11/4/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธListen to Sea Shanties and Dance Like A Pirate |
| 11/5/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Oral Sex Day |
| 11/6/28 | -- | Monday | ๐คฌLearn a new swear word day |
| 11/7/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆTentacle Day |
| 11/8/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐คAppreciate Your Loved Ones Day |
| 11/9/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฉฒChange Your Underwear Day |
| 11/10/28 | -- | Friday | โ๏ธLook on the Bright Side of Life Day |
| 11/11/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐๏ธTurn it up to Eleven Day |
| 11/12/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅดDrunk Creation Contemplation Day |
| 11/13/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆTalk to Birds Day |
| 11/14/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Laugh like a Lunatic Day |
| 11/15/28 | -- | Wednesday | Awkwardly Honest Day |
| 11/16/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆคDodo Grieving Day |
| 11/17/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฆทAl Dente Day |
| 11/18/28 | -- | Saturday | Embrace Chaos Day |
| 11/19/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฝWorld Toilet Day |
| 11/20/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ฝSay no to Cannibalism Day |
| 11/21/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ Register a Complaint Day |
| 11/22/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธBlackbeard Memorial Day |
| 11/23/28 | -- | Thursday | Wolfenoot |
| 11/24/28 | -- | Friday | ๐งUndead Understanding Day |
| 11/25/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฅฃGazpacho Soup Day |
| 11/26/28 | -- | Sunday | Racist Depreciation Day |
| 11/27/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ธAir Guitar Day |
| 11/28/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งBlue Cheese Day |
| 11/29/28 | -- | Wednesday | โ๏ธCutlass Sharpening Day |
| 11/30/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐จ๐ปMoustache Appreciation Day |
| 12/1/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅซMarijuana Sauce Day |
| 12/2/28 | -- | Saturday | Grog Guzzling Day |
| 12/3/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ณVibrator Day |
| 12/4/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ซChocolate Anything Day |
| 12/5/28 | -- | Tuesday | Remember the Spanish Inquisition Day |
| 12/6/28 | -- | Wednesday | Insult a Religious Fanatic Day |
| 12/7/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Holiday from Death Day |
| 12/8/28 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅGarlic Bread Day |
| 12/9/28 | -- | Saturday | This Day Deliberately Left Blank |
| 12/10/28 | -- | Sunday | Human Rights Day |
| 12/11/28 | -- | Monday | ๐พShareware Piracy Day |
| 12/13/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Monkey Appreciation Day |
| 12/14/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐Cat Herding Day |
| 12/15/28 | -- | Friday | ๐กStupid Inventions Day |
| 12/16/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐นBeethoven's Birthday |
| 12/17/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฆฅSloth Day (if we can be bothered?) |
| 12/18/28 | -- | Monday | ๐ฏUnusual Musical Instruments Day |
| 12/19/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐คRobot Awareness Day |
| 12/20/28 | -- | Wednesday | Mikhail Iosilevich solidarity Day |
| 12/21/28 | -- | Thursday | ๐ชSaturnalia and Solstice |
| 12/22/28 | -- | Friday | ๐งญMarco Polo Day |
| 12/23/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐Festivus |
| 12/24/28 | -- | Sunday | Orgies For World Peace Day |
| 12/25/28 | -- | Monday | ๐Celebrate the Birth of Isaac Newton |
| 12/26/28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆAppreciate Boxes Day |
| 12/27/28 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Only 5 pasta eating days left this year |
| 12/28/28 | -- | Thursday | Excelsior Day |
| 12/29/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Yad sdrawckab |
| 12/29/28 | -- | Friday | ๐Yad Sdrawkcab |
| 12/30/28 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฅดGet Drunk Early for Hogmanay |
| 12/31/28 | -- | Sunday | ๐คHug Many Day |