Pastafarian Holidays
Pastafarian Holidays 5.0
Holidays accoring to Pastafarianism. Contains a lot of funny events for the light-hearted.
This calendar contains 364 events.
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| Date | Date | Day of week | Event |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-01-01 | -- | Thursday | ๐Another Friggin Year Day |
| 2026-01-02 | -- | Friday | ๐๏ธCelebrate Surviving Last Year Day |
| 2026-01-03 | -- | Saturday | ๐จMacaroni Art Day |
| 2026-01-04 | -- | Sunday | ๐Spaghetti Day |
| 2026-01-05 | -- | Monday | International Sarcasm Day |
| 2026-01-06 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฌ๐งBritish Comedy Quotes Day |
| 2026-01-07 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Say No to Knickers Day |
| 2026-01-08 | -- | Thursday | Stephen Hawking Remembrance Day |
| 2026-01-09 | -- | Friday | ๐คExtra Cuddles Day |
| 2026-01-10 | -- | Saturday | ๐คชPeculiar People Day |
| 2026-01-11 | -- | Sunday | ๐Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Day |
| 2026-01-12 | -- | Monday | ๐Penne for Your Thoughts Day |
| 2026-01-13 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งSceptics Day |
| 2026-01-14 | -- | Wednesday | Wear a Colander Day |
| 2026-01-15 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆUnicorn Hunting Day |
| 2026-01-16 | -- | Friday | ๐ณNothingness Appreciation Day |
| 2026-01-17 | -- | Saturday | International No Farting Day |
| 2026-01-18 | -- | Sunday | ๐คนJuggling Day |
| 2026-01-19 | -- | Monday | Procrastination Day Tomorrow |
| 2026-01-20 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅธMarx Brothers Quote Day |
| 2026-01-21 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Ravioli Day |
| 2026-01-22 | -- | Thursday | ๐Laugh at Life Day |
| 2026-01-23 | -- | Friday | Cunning Linguine Day |
| 2026-01-24 | -- | Saturday | ๐Invent a God Day |
| 2026-01-25 | -- | Sunday | Burns Night |
| 2026-01-26 | -- | Monday | ๐ฅRum Rebellion Day |
| 2026-01-27 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆLlama Day |
| 2026-01-28 | -- | Wednesday | The Apocalypse |
| 2026-01-29 | -- | Thursday | Curmudgeons Day |
| 2026-01-29 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆHappy Hedgehog Day |
| 2026-01-30 | -- | Friday | ๐ง Exercise Your Brain Day |
| 2026-01-31 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆกHoney Badger Avoidance Day |
| 2026-02-01 | -- | Sunday | ๐First of Fettuccine February |
| 2026-02-02 | -- | Monday | ๐นGroundhog Day |
| 2026-02-04 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Annoy the Neighbours Day |
| 2026-02-05 | -- | Thursday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธPirate Garb Day |
| 2026-02-06 | -- | Friday | Self Stimulation Day |
| 2026-02-08 | -- | Sunday | ๐Get Naked Day |
| 2026-02-09 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆOut an Alien Lizard Day |
| 2026-02-10 | -- | Tuesday | Paradoxically Non-paradoxical Day |
| 2026-02-11 | -- | Wednesday | ๐๏ธBounce on the Bed Day |
| 2026-02-12 | -- | Thursday | ๐งฌDarwin Day |
| 2026-02-13 | -- | Friday | ๐Tortellini Day |
| 2026-02-14 | -- | Saturday | ๐Pretend to be Romantic Day |
| 2026-02-15 | -- | Sunday | ๐ทDrink More Wine Day |
| 2026-02-16 | -- | Monday | Platypus Pondering Day |
| 2026-02-17 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆHopping Day |
| 2026-02-18 | -- | Wednesday | Navel Appreciation Day |
| 2026-02-18 | -- | Wednesday | ๐'Start of Ramendan |
| 2026-02-19 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฅซLentil Sauce Day |
| 2026-02-20 | -- | Friday | ๐Don't Think About Elephants Day |
| 2026-02-21 | -- | Saturday | ๐ญSeize a Sausage Day |
| 2026-02-22 | -- | Sunday | ๐Happy Birthday Michael Piotrowicz |
| 2026-02-23 | -- | Monday | ๐Celebrate Vaccines Day (Polio in particular) |
| 2026-02-24 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งBeard Day |
| 2026-02-25 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Octopus Enjoyment Day |
| 2026-02-26 | -- | Thursday | ๐งฆMourn Lost Socks Day |
| 2026-02-27 | -- | Friday | ๐ฉSilly Hat Day |
| 2026-02-28 | -- | Saturday | ๐คกEvil Clown Day |
| 2026-03-01 | -- | Sunday | ๐Narwhal Day |
| 2026-03-02 | -- | Monday | ๐Tagliatelle Day |
| 2026-03-03 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ทMulled Wine Day |
| 2026-03-04 | -- | Wednesday | March Forth and Demand Something |
| 2026-03-05 | -- | Thursday | ๐Momofuku Ando's Birthday |
| 2026-03-06 | -- | Friday | Start of Borrowed |
| 2026-03-07 | -- | Saturday | Contradiction Day (No it's not!) |
| 2026-03-08 | -- | Sunday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธAnnie Bonny's Birthday |
| 2026-03-09 | -- | Monday | ๐Erotic Dancing Day |
| 2026-03-10 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆตWooden Leg Polishing Day |
| 2026-03-11 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฌDouglas Adams Birthday |
| 2026-03-12 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฎโโ๏ธCuddle a Policeman Day |
| 2026-03-13 | -- | Friday | ๐ฆCthulhu Contemplation Day |
| 2026-03-14 | -- | Saturday | ฯPi Day |
| 2026-03-15 | -- | Sunday | Aardvark Appreciation Day |
| 2026-03-16 | -- | Monday | ๐Kinky Underwear Day |
| 2026-03-17 | -- | Tuesday | โ๏ธSt. Patricks Day Excuse |
| 2026-03-18 | -- | Wednesday | Exorcist Day (make the spirits disappear) |
| 2026-03-19 | 30 Ramadan, 1447 | Thursday | End of Ramendan |
| 2026-03-20 | -- | Friday | ๐ธExtraterrestrial Abductions Day |
| 2026-03-21 | -- | Saturday | Philosophical Day |
| 2026-03-22 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅดPretend to be Sober Day |
| 2026-03-23 | -- | Monday | โ๏ธPansexual Quantum Toaster Day |
| 2026-03-24 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Slightly Silly Day |
| 2026-03-25 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฆRhino Appreciation Day |
| 2026-03-26 | -- | Thursday | ๐Make Up Your Own Holiday Day |
| 2026-03-27 | -- | Friday | ๐ฅPaella Day |
| 2026-03-28 | -- | Saturday | ๐งStart of Meatball Appreciation Week |
| 2026-03-29 | -- | Sunday | ๐ธCocktail Hour Every Hour Day |
| 2026-03-30 | -- | Monday | Poke Things with a Pointy Stick Day |
| 2026-03-31 | -- | Tuesday | ๐๏ธSurvived Another Month Day |
| 2026-04-01 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Ticino Pasta Harvesting Day |
| 2026-04-02 | -- | Thursday | Start of Pastover |
| 2026-04-02 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฑExistential Angst Day |
| 2026-04-03 | -- | Friday | Doris Day |
| 2026-04-04 | -- | Saturday | Feast of No Saints Day |
| 2026-04-05 | -- | Sunday | ๐Pizza Day |
| 2026-04-06 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆBeware of Lizard-men Day |
| 2026-04-07 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆFind your Inner Wombat Day |
| 2026-04-09 | -- | Thursday | ๐จโ๐ณCook Couscous Day |
| 2026-04-10 | -- | Friday | General Debauchery Day |
| 2026-04-11 | -- | Saturday | Terribly Sensible Day |
| 2026-04-12 | -- | Sunday | ๐Naughty Noodle Day |
| 2026-04-13 | -- | Monday | ๐งBelieve in Fairies Day |
| 2026-04-14 | -- | Tuesday | โ๏ธLook up at the Sky Day |
| 2026-04-15 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Bananas with Everything Day |
| 2026-04-16 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฅฃSea Monkey Soup Day |
| 2026-04-17 | -- | Friday | Haiku Day |
| 2026-04-18 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฉNihilism Day |
| 2026-04-20 | -- | Monday | ๐ฝIntergalactic Alien Solidarity Day |
| 2026-04-21 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฃBoring People Baiting Day |
| 2026-04-22 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Earth Day |
| 2026-04-23 | -- | Thursday | ๐บCynical Bastards Day |
| 2026-04-24 | -- | Friday | ๐ฑNational Hairball Awareness Day |
| 2026-04-25 | -- | Saturday | ๐งWorld Penguin Day |
| 2026-04-26 | -- | Sunday | Get Organized Day |
| 2026-04-27 | -- | Monday | โฒ๏ธ86400 Seconds Day |
| 2026-04-28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅงBlueberry Pie Day |
| 2026-04-29 | -- | Wednesday | Achieve Enlightenment Day |
| 2026-04-30 | -- | Thursday | Celebrate Hitler's Death Day |
| 2026-05-01 | -- | Friday | No Pants Day |
| 2026-05-02 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฌScurvy Awareness Day |
| 2026-05-03 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฑPussy Appreciation Day |
| 2026-05-04 | -- | Monday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธSpace Pirates Day |
| 2026-05-06 | -- | Wednesday | Bruces Appreciation Day |
| 2026-05-08 | -- | Friday | Mates Day |
| 2026-05-09 | -- | Saturday | ๐งฆWear Odd Socks Day |
| 2026-05-10 | -- | Sunday | ๐งMutant Awareness Day |
| 2026-05-11 | -- | Monday | ๐จโ๐จSalvador Dali Day |
| 2026-05-12 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆQuokka Day |
| 2026-05-13 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Buttocks Day |
| 2026-05-14 | -- | Thursday | Monty Python Day |
| 2026-05-15 | -- | Friday | Welcome Time Travellers Yesterday |
| 2026-05-16 | -- | Saturday | ๐ณAdvanced Tree Hugging & Arborial Sex Day |
| 2026-05-17 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅSingle Malt Whisky Day |
| 2026-05-18 | -- | Monday | ๐ซRussell's Teapot Day |
| 2026-05-19 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅซBolognese Sauce Devouring Day |
| 2026-05-20 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Find a New Fetish Day |
| 2026-05-21 | -- | Thursday | Ponder Pointlessness Day |
| 2026-05-22 | -- | Friday | Biological Diversity Day |
| 2026-05-23 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆAppreciate Reptiles Day |
| 2026-05-24 | -- | Sunday | ๐Mollusc Day |
| 2026-05-25 | Discord 72, 3192 YOLD | Monday | Towel Day |
| 2026-05-26 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Totally Random Day |
| 2026-05-27 | -- | Wednesday | ๐นWeasel Tossing Day |
| 2026-05-28 | -- | Thursday | Amnesty International Day |
| 2026-05-29 | -- | Friday | ๐Consensual Bum Biting Day |
| 2026-05-30 | -- | Saturday | Random Act of Kindness Day |
| 2026-05-31 | -- | Sunday | ๐Insect Appreciation Day |
| 2026-06-01 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆถGo Barefoot Day |
| 2026-06-02 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Laugh Like a Bad Guy Day |
| 2026-06-03 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธDrink Like a Pirate Day |
| 2026-06-05 | -- | Friday | ๐ฉDoughnut Day |
| 2026-06-06 | -- | Saturday | ๐บInterpretive Dance Day |
| 2026-06-07 | -- | Sunday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธCaptain Jack Sparrow Impersonation Day |
| 2026-06-08 | -- | Monday | ๐Be Annoyingly Cheerful Day |
| 2026-06-09 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Bathe in Marinara Day |
| 2026-06-10 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Flirting Day |
| 2026-06-11 | -- | Thursday | ๐Fish Day |
| 2026-06-12 | -- | Friday | Be More Paranoid Day |
| 2026-06-13 | -- | Saturday | ๐ขGreen Day |
| 2026-06-14 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅBourbon Day |
| 2026-06-15 | -- | Monday | ๐Bad Joke Day |
| 2026-06-16 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅWorld Meat-free Day |
| 2026-06-17 | -- | Wednesday | โ๏ธContact an Old Friend Day |
| 2026-06-18 | -- | Thursday | ๐Andim Day |
| 2026-06-19 | -- | Friday | ๐ธMartini Day |
| 2026-06-20 | -- | Saturday | ๐คนWorld Juggling Day |
| 2026-06-21 | -- | Sunday | Go Skateboarding Day |
| 2026-06-22 | -- | Monday | Marinara Sauce Day |
| 2026-06-23 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆParrot Pondering Day |
| 2026-06-24 | -- | Wednesday | Sexual Fantasy Day |
| 2026-06-25 | -- | Thursday | โตSeamen Day |
| 2026-06-26 | -- | Friday | ๐Carbonara Day |
| 2026-06-27 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆBlue-Footed Booby Day |
| 2026-06-28 | -- | Sunday | ๐Tickle Day |
| 2026-06-29 | -- | Monday | ๐ฟAppreciate Herbs Day |
| 2026-06-30 | -- | Tuesday | ๐๏ธJust Another Day Day |
| 2026-07-01 | -- | Wednesday | ๐๏ธAny Bloody Excuse Day |
| 2026-07-02 | -- | Thursday | Pesto Sauce Day |
| 2026-07-02 | -- | Thursday | ๐๏ธJust Another Day Day |
| 2026-07-03 | -- | Friday | ๐Whip Someone with a Wet Noodle Day |
| 2026-07-04 | -- | Saturday | ๐Build a Pasta Sculture Day |
| 2026-07-05 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฃ๏ธSHOUTING DAY! |
| 2026-07-06 | -- | Monday | ๐Macaroni Day |
| 2026-07-07 | -- | Tuesday | Count the Holes in your Collander Day |
| 2026-07-08 | -- | Wednesday | ๐งMeatball Appreciation Day |
| 2026-07-09 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฌInvent a Word Day |
| 2026-07-10 | -- | Friday | ๐นPiรฑa Colada Day |
| 2026-07-11 | -- | Saturday | ๐World Population Day |
| 2026-07-12 | -- | Sunday | Surrealism Day |
| 2026-07-13 | -- | Monday | Spot the Loony Day |
| 2026-07-14 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Goat Appreciation Day |
| 2026-07-15 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฟFerret Down Your Trousers Day |
| 2026-07-16 | -- | Thursday | Skip This Day Day |
| 2026-07-17 | -- | Friday | ๐โโ๏ธSkinny Dipping Day |
| 2026-07-18 | -- | Saturday | ๐Bobby Henderson's Birthday |
| 2026-07-19 | -- | Sunday | ๐ธDaiquiri Day |
| 2026-07-19 | -- | Sunday | ๐จIce Cream Day |
| 2026-07-20 | -- | Monday | ๐Interstellar Lasagne Day |
| 2026-07-21 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅซPrimavera Sauce Day |
| 2026-07-22 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Contemplate the Cosmos Day |
| 2026-07-23 | -- | Thursday | ๐คFree Hugs Day |
| 2026-07-24 | -- | Friday | ๐คExpensive Hugs Day |
| 2026-07-25 | -- | Saturday | ๐จHot Fudge Sundae Day |
| 2026-07-26 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅWhite Wine Day |
| 2026-07-27 | -- | Monday | Say No to Negativity Day |
| 2026-07-28 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งTry a New Cheese Day |
| 2026-07-29 | -- | Wednesday | ๐บInternational Beer Day |
| 2026-07-30 | -- | Thursday | ๐งParmesan Day |
| 2026-07-31 | -- | Friday | ๐Dress Up Day |
| 2026-08-01 | -- | Saturday | Cartoon Day |
| 2026-08-02 | -- | Sunday | ๐Vermicelli Day |
| 2026-08-03 | -- | Monday | Postmodernism Day |
| 2026-08-04 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฉฒDancing in Your Underwear Day |
| 2026-08-05 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅซPutanesca Sauce Day |
| 2026-08-06 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฟSquirrel Spotting Day |
| 2026-08-07 | -- | Friday | Intergalactic Intercourse Day |
| 2026-08-08 | -- | Saturday | ๐International Goat Day |
| 2026-08-09 | -- | Sunday | Invisible Pixie Spotting Day |
| 2026-08-10 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆฅLazy Day |
| 2026-08-11 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅRum Quaffing Day |
| 2026-08-12 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅซVegetable Sauce Day |
| 2026-08-13 | -- | Thursday | ๐คSelf Love Day |
| 2026-08-14 | -- | Friday | โพ๏ธThink about Infinity Day |
| 2026-08-15 | -- | Saturday | ๐Condom Day |
| 2026-08-16 | -- | Sunday | ๐Wave At The Surveillance Cameras Day |
| 2026-08-17 | -- | Monday | ๐Gnocchi Gnawing day |
| 2026-08-18 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Poetry Day |
| 2026-08-19 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Kiss Someone Day |
| 2026-08-20 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฅExpensive Rum Day |
| 2026-08-21 | -- | Friday | ๐Apologise Day |
| 2026-08-22 | -- | Saturday | ๐ทTarantula Teasing Day |
| 2026-08-23 | -- | Sunday | Appreciate What You've Got Day |
| 2026-08-24 | -- | Monday | ๐ชPluto Demotion Grieving Day |
| 2026-08-25 | -- | Tuesday | ๐นWhiskey Sour Day |
| 2026-08-26 | -- | Wednesday | โ๏ธWomen's Equality Day |
| 2026-08-27 | -- | Thursday | ๐Udon Day |
| 2026-08-28 | -- | Friday | ๐นMore Rum Day |
| 2026-08-28 | -- | Friday | ๐ทRed Wine Day |
| 2026-08-29 | -- | Saturday | ๐Blobfish Day |
| 2026-08-30 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฏ๏ธCandle in a Winebottle Day |
| 2026-08-31 | -- | Monday | Alter Ego Day |
| 2026-09-01 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งHobbit Remembrance Day |
| 2026-09-02 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ผNipple Appreciation Day |
| 2026-09-03 | -- | Thursday | Say No to Haggis Day |
| 2026-09-04 | -- | Friday | ๐ฟRock Appreciation Day |
| 2026-09-05 | -- | Saturday | Gargling Day |
| 2026-09-06 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฅซDiablo Sauce Day |
| 2026-09-07 | -- | Monday | The Apocalypse (if the one in January was a dud) |
| 2026-09-08 | -- | Tuesday | Vicarious Sex Day |
| 2026-09-09 | -- | Wednesday | Be Irritatingly Nice Day |
| 2026-09-10 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆขAlbatross Appreciation Day |
| 2026-09-11 | -- | Friday | Tinfoil Hat Day |
| 2026-09-12 | -- | Saturday | ๐Nakedness Appreciation Day |
| 2026-09-13 | -- | Sunday | ๐ฆMosquito Avoidance Day |
| 2026-09-14 | -- | Monday | ๐ขDespair for the Human Race Day |
| 2026-09-15 | -- | Tuesday | โIrish Coffee Day |
| 2026-09-16 | -- | Wednesday | Cynicism Appreciation Day |
| 2026-09-17 | -- | Thursday | ๐Wear Purple Day |
| 2026-09-18 | -- | Friday | Amoeba Assimilation Day |
| 2026-09-19 | -- | Saturday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธInternational Talk Like a Pirate Day |
| 2026-09-20 | -- | Sunday | Sophia Loren Appreciation Day |
| 2026-09-21 | -- | Monday | ๐ฑAdopt a New Phobia day |
| 2026-09-22 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งBelieve the Impossible Day |
| 2026-09-23 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธWalk the Plank Day |
| 2026-09-24 | -- | Thursday | ๐ธCocktail Day |
| 2026-09-25 | -- | Friday | โชAlbino Appreciation Day |
| 2026-09-26 | -- | Saturday | ๐งฝScrub the Poop Deck Day |
| 2026-09-27 | -- | Sunday | Insult a Narcissist Day |
| 2026-09-28 | -- | Monday | Fictional Character Day |
| 2026-09-29 | -- | Tuesday | Double Entendre Day |
| 2026-09-30 | -- | Wednesday | Ridiculous Excuses Day |
| 2026-10-01 | -- | Thursday | ๐Agnolotti Appreciation Day |
| 2026-10-02 | -- | Friday | ๐Noodle Day |
| 2026-10-03 | -- | Saturday | ๐คชEccentricity Appreciation Day |
| 2026-10-04 | -- | Sunday | ๐ทFortified Wines Day |
| 2026-10-05 | -- | Monday | ๐Slightly Naughty Day |
| 2026-10-06 | -- | Tuesday | Happy Hour All Day Day |
| 2026-10-07 | -- | Wednesday | Quob Day |
| 2026-10-08 | -- | Thursday | ๐คฅTell Massive Lies Day |
| 2026-10-09 | -- | Friday | ๐ชขKnot Day |
| 2026-10-10 | -- | Saturday | Rub Things on Your Lover Day |
| 2026-10-11 | -- | Sunday | No Falling Down Day |
| 2026-10-12 | -- | Monday | ๐ค International Pastafarian Headgear Day |
| 2026-10-13 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅซVery Saucy Day |
| 2026-10-14 | -- | Wednesday | ๐บTry a New Beer Day |
| 2026-10-15 | -- | Thursday | ๐Yet Another Noodle Day |
| 2026-10-16 | -- | Friday | ๐Blue Whale Contemplation Day |
| 2026-10-17 | -- | Saturday | Bottom Nibbling Day |
| 2026-10-18 | -- | Sunday | Irony Day |
| 2026-10-19 | -- | Monday | ๐Try Not to Die Day |
| 2026-10-20 | -- | Tuesday | To Excess and No Further Day |
| 2026-10-21 | -- | Wednesday | ๐คTry Thinking Day |
| 2026-10-22 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฝIntergalactic Peeing Competition |
| 2026-10-23 | -- | Friday | Strip for your Lover Day |
| 2026-10-24 | -- | Saturday | ๐Cider Appreciation Day |
| 2026-10-25 | -- | Sunday | ๐World Pasta Day |
| 2026-10-26 | -- | Monday | Onomatopoeia Day |
| 2026-10-27 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ถโโ๏ธSilly Walks Day |
| 2026-10-28 | -- | Wednesday | Extra Kinky Day |
| 2026-10-29 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฐNut Day |
| 2026-10-30 | -- | Friday | ๐นFurry Animal Fondling Day |
| 2026-10-31 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฑFright Night |
| 2026-11-01 | -- | Sunday | ๐งGnome Awareness Day |
| 2026-11-02 | -- | Monday | ๐Dia de los muertos |
| 2026-11-03 | -- | Tuesday | ๐นSmall Furry Creatures Appreciation Day |
| 2026-11-04 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธListen to Sea Shanties and Dance Like A Pirate |
| 2026-11-05 | -- | Thursday | ๐Oral Sex Day |
| 2026-11-06 | -- | Friday | ๐คฌLearn a new swear word day |
| 2026-11-07 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆTentacle Day |
| 2026-11-08 | -- | Sunday | ๐คAppreciate Your Loved Ones Day |
| 2026-11-09 | -- | Monday | ๐ฉฒChange Your Underwear Day |
| 2026-11-10 | -- | Tuesday | โ๏ธLook on the Bright Side of Life Day |
| 2026-11-11 | -- | Wednesday | ๐๏ธTurn it up to Eleven Day |
| 2026-11-12 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฅดDrunk Creation Contemplation Day |
| 2026-11-13 | -- | Friday | ๐ฆTalk to Birds Day |
| 2026-11-14 | -- | Saturday | ๐Laugh like a Lunatic Day |
| 2026-11-15 | -- | Sunday | Awkwardly Honest Day |
| 2026-11-16 | -- | Monday | ๐ฆคDodo Grieving Day |
| 2026-11-17 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฆทAl Dente Day |
| 2026-11-18 | -- | Wednesday | Embrace Chaos Day |
| 2026-11-19 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฝWorld Toilet Day |
| 2026-11-20 | -- | Friday | ๐ฝSay no to Cannibalism Day |
| 2026-11-21 | -- | Saturday | ๐ Register a Complaint Day |
| 2026-11-22 | -- | Sunday | ๐ดโโ ๏ธBlackbeard Memorial Day |
| 2026-11-23 | -- | Monday | Wolfenoot |
| 2026-11-24 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งUndead Understanding Day |
| 2026-11-25 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅฃGazpacho Soup Day |
| 2026-11-26 | -- | Thursday | Racist Depreciation Day |
| 2026-11-27 | -- | Friday | ๐ธAir Guitar Day |
| 2026-11-28 | -- | Saturday | ๐งBlue Cheese Day |
| 2026-11-29 | -- | Sunday | โ๏ธCutlass Sharpening Day |
| 2026-11-30 | -- | Monday | ๐จ๐ปMoustache Appreciation Day |
| 2026-12-01 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅซMarijuana Sauce Day |
| 2026-12-02 | -- | Wednesday | Grog Guzzling Day |
| 2026-12-03 | -- | Thursday | ๐ณVibrator Day |
| 2026-12-04 | -- | Friday | ๐ซChocolate Anything Day |
| 2026-12-05 | -- | Saturday | Remember the Spanish Inquisition Day |
| 2026-12-06 | -- | Sunday | Insult a Religious Fanatic Day |
| 2026-12-07 | -- | Monday | ๐Holiday from Death Day |
| 2026-12-08 | -- | Tuesday | ๐ฅGarlic Bread Day |
| 2026-12-09 | -- | Wednesday | This Day Deliberately Left Blank |
| 2026-12-10 | -- | Thursday | Human Rights Day |
| 2026-12-11 | -- | Friday | ๐พShareware Piracy Day |
| 2026-12-13 | -- | Sunday | ๐Monkey Appreciation Day |
| 2026-12-14 | -- | Monday | ๐Cat Herding Day |
| 2026-12-15 | -- | Tuesday | ๐กStupid Inventions Day |
| 2026-12-16 | -- | Wednesday | ๐นBeethoven's Birthday |
| 2026-12-17 | -- | Thursday | ๐ฆฅSloth Day (if we can be bothered?) |
| 2026-12-18 | -- | Friday | ๐ฏUnusual Musical Instruments Day |
| 2026-12-19 | -- | Saturday | ๐คRobot Awareness Day |
| 2026-12-20 | -- | Sunday | Mikhail Iosilevich solidarity Day |
| 2026-12-21 | -- | Monday | ๐ชSaturnalia and Solstice |
| 2026-12-22 | -- | Tuesday | ๐งญMarco Polo Day |
| 2026-12-23 | -- | Wednesday | ๐Festivus |
| 2026-12-24 | -- | Thursday | Orgies For World Peace Day |
| 2026-12-25 | -- | Friday | ๐Celebrate the Birth of Isaac Newton |
| 2026-12-26 | -- | Saturday | ๐ฆAppreciate Boxes Day |
| 2026-12-27 | -- | Sunday | ๐Only 5 pasta eating days left this year |
| 2026-12-28 | -- | Monday | Excelsior Day |
| 2026-12-29 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Yad sdrawckab |
| 2026-12-29 | -- | Tuesday | ๐Yad Sdrawkcab |
| 2026-12-30 | -- | Wednesday | ๐ฅดGet Drunk Early for Hogmanay |
| 2026-12-31 | -- | Thursday | ๐คHug Many Day |